I got a new laptop for Christmas from my Mommy. Not because my last one needed to lean against the wall just to stay open because I picked it up by the screen one too many times in the past 10 years of our relationship. Not because it needed to be turned on at 3am if I wanted to check my email on my lunch break. And not because she loves me.
I got a new laptop for Christmas from my Mommy...so I could apply for unemployment. And I
have want too will. I'm just trying to figure out why they would allow me to collect unemployment insurance if I'm still collecting salary from W&R and working extra part-time at LW.
State government. That's how. I love Kansas.
No I don't.
I wanna move to Kentucky. Or Tennessee. Or Japan.
Except not Japan. I don't speak Chinese.
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Or Texas!
It's funny because it's racist!
It's about that time again. Time for you to write some more. . . .
Now guess who wrote this. I'll give you a hint: this isn't the tone of writing you're used to getting from me.
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