- Romeo is coming home
- Trophy Wife gets to go see Brittany somehow. That would be like me getting to make out with Tony Romo. Except the girls probably won't make out. Well...maybe. Cool. You go Brittany.
- I'm turning in my Voluntary Separation Package application
- I get off at noon just 'cause I want to
- I get to cook dinner tonight
Things That Are Not Awesome About Today:
- It's 36 degrees outside
- I had to take a cold shower
- I'm probably not going to make out with Tony Romo
- The fact that 90% of my readers won't leave a comment
- This post
