I Won't Really Burn Your House Down

John (a coworker): What are you eating?! That smells horrible!
Nicole (my boss): It's pea soup. Nutritious and tastes just like cat vomit. Want some?


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I guess no one cares about my injury last week. Or you were just too shocked and appalled by the intensity of it to comment. Or you hate elephants. Rude. If you're going to hate large mammals, you should hate camels. They stink and spit and are uncomfortable at Jewish bar mitzvahs.


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Romeo and I visited the great state of Kentucky last weekend (by way of Tennessee). Two states I've never been to before and am looking forward to returning to. The people there are nice and have accents that make me seem smarter than I really am. I like that.

Romeo met his new family (the Western Kentucky University men's basketball coaching staff) and I got to shop a little and enjoy the fantastiosity of not having to work 2 jobs for 4 whole days. Glory was mine.

Due to his amazingness, Romeo and I got prime seats at the game that Saturday where, for the entire first half of the game, I got to stare at this:


Annoying. But, luckily for me, there was a student in the stands who decided that he was the WKU Pep Squad and spent the entire second half utilizing the power he must've received from drinking 28 cans of Red Bull during halftime:



Awesome.

Other than that, Romeo and I relaxed as much as possible. Here are some candid photos of your favorite couple from the game and Date Night in Nashville:






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In other news, my birthday was last weekend. If you forgot to tell me "Happy Birthday," you have exactly 24 hours before I burn your house down.

3 comments:

Trophy Wife said...

Happy Birthday! Please don't burn down my house... :)

Cara said...

I love your new site! Hope you had a wonderful birthday! Did I tell you my new obsession is Tenn? I am trying to get everyone to move there.

Anonymous said...

So, I'm very thankful your pics were small enough to hide the details. Otherwise I might have reported your for indescent exposure!!! But I did have just one question. Why did you have to look at the crack the whole time. If you would look up just slightly you'd see what was probably a pretty entertaining basketball game going on. Sorry your brain didn't want to let you enjoy it but rather kept your eyes glued to this most indecent sight. haha.