Mr. & Mrs. Austin Pratt

Justin Bieber

2010-04-15T09:48:00.000-05:00

So Austin and I have been married for almost 10 months now (yippee!). In that time, we've discovered that we pretty much only have one thing in common: Television. We love our TV shows. Namely: Scrubs, The Office, Castle, Glee (me), and all things Sports-related (very much him). We recently decided we better try to substitute the pizza that usually accompanies this joint hobby with more healthy eating habits so we can work on losing the 60-some-odd pounds we've collectively gained in the past 10 months but...that's not what THIS blog is about. I'm fat and I digress...

Anyway, here's what this blog is really about: Justin Bieber.

If reading that name made you roll your eyes and forced an "oh you've gotta be kidding me" kind of groan from deep down in the recesses of your soul, you're in the right place. On the other hand, if reading that name made you feel things that should only be felt when you take that first bite of Cheesecake Factory Oreo Cheesecake, LEAVE NOW. You are not welcome here and may God have mercy on your soul.

So, if you're still reading: Justin Bieber. If you don't know that name yet, just wait 5 seconds. Austin didn't know who he was either when we started watching SNL last Saturday night, but that's only because the kid was born no more than 5 days prior to the taping of that episode. If you Google Image the name, you're gonna get a kid who looks like he's fresh off the Disney Channel emo farm. I keep waiting for the tabloids to break the news that Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron had a kid together when they were 6 years old and named him Justin Bieber to keep anyone from finding out. But, oh snap! Surprise! The kid's got a voice of pure gold! We did NOT see that coming.

Unfortunately for the tabloids though, no substantial evidence has been released to make a claim like that. YET. (You heard it here first, folks.) Actually, what I find super strange is the fact that this kid was founded by none other than what I like to call the King of hip-hop himself: Usher. Yeah, that's right, freakin USHER. I mean, come on! Unfortunately for Austin, I'm not an expert in hip-hop by anyone's definition. But I do know Usher. And I had respect for Usher. No more.

Anyway, one of Usher's posse saw some self-made YouTube videos that Justin posted of him singing songs by JT, Chris Brown and others, including an Usher song or two, and flew the kid out to meet Usher. Then Usher pretty much signed him immediately and now gets the allowance of every kid in America. Those who still buy CD's anyway. And officially made JB (that's Usher's cute little nickname for him) Usher's ~~bank~~ best friend. Usher even makes an appearance in JB's video for "One Time," basically allowing him to throw a party for a bunch of 12-year olds in his own house and get silly string stains all over his perfect white walls. F that man. F that.

There are plenty more things that bother me about this kid that I'm not going to go into in detail because I should find other productive ways of pretending to work at work. Bubble Blaster won't play itself you know! But I will touch on those points: For one, through all of this nonsense, where is the "single mother" that raised him? And who the heck taught him that sucking in your lip after every line in a song would drive the tweens wild?

But, when all is said and done, I really only need to say one thing: What the heck are all these people gonna do when this kid finally hits puberty?

If you laugh at this, your soul might suffer...

2010-03-29T09:28:00.001-05:00

The following is a 100% true story:

My Dad works with this lady in Overland Park that takes care of her 20-something, mentally handicapped nephew. While at work last week she got a call from him that went something like this:

Nephew: Aunt ___ you have to come home, right now!
Aunt: Why? What happened?
Nephew: I caught a troll!
Aunt: What? What are you talking about?
Nephew: I caught a TROLL!

Naturally, the Aunt just assumed that he was playing around or was somewhat confused so she said she'd just see it when she got home after work. However, the nephew was so insistent that she come home that she decided she better go see what all the fuss was about. She told her Supervisor something had come up at home and left work early that day.

When she arrived home, there were a few police cars there and she started to get worried. She spoke to one in the yard and, after confirming who she was to the 20-year old man, the police told her what happened.

Brace yourself...

Apparently, a Census worker was in her neighborhood that day and stopped by her home. That man just happened to be a little person; a midget. Her nephew answered the door and was immediately confused. He thought he was looking at "a troll." He grabbed the poor guy and locked him in a closet until the police arrived.

People, for the love of all that is holy, fill out your Census.

PS - The police were able to convince the man not to press charges by reminding him that, if he did, he'd be on the news as "the troll who's suing a mentally handicapped man."

PPS - Just so you know...my soul is toast.

Life IS like a Box of Chocolates...

2010-03-10T15:22:00.005-06:00

Well my boss has been gone on Vacay for the past week so I've had some free time on my hands. To fill this time, I took to reading all my past Facebook messages and my old Blog entries on Xanga. All of them. I know, I need a life.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that it was a very eye-opening experience and, if you have anything like that (old blog, old letters, old diary, old messages), I recommend taking the time to go through them. It is amazing how much your life can change in just a few short years. Things I never would've imagined happening to me have and things I could've sworn would happen, haven't. Situations that I used to stress over now seem to be so stupid.

But the thing that struck me the most was the relationships I've had over the years. People I would've sworn would be a part of my life forever have fallen (or been pushed) away. Most of them were not intentional by any means. It's perfectly natural to lose touch with someone when you haven't seen them in a few years. You grow in different ways and don't have the same things in common anymore. A few months ago, I got to spend some time with some of the girls I used to hang out with in high school. It was a blast to talk about "back then" but it was also pretty apparent that we had all gone in different directions since, and now had our own, different lives. We had a good time reliving some of the fun and not-so-fun moments we had in high school but, other than the occasional "Happy Birthday" Facebook comment, I haven't spoken to any of them since. But that's not a bad thing. Like I said, we've moved on.

However, some of the relationships in our lives fall away because of carelessness. While reading my old Xanga and all those messages, I realized I had more of those than I originally thought. And it's kinda put me in a little funk. I did quite a bit of smiling and LOLing at some of the comments and messages I received from people that used to be my closest friends but, now that I'm done, I'm sort of left with this weird void. Unfortunately, I don't speak to those people anymore. And unfortunately, it's not because they've just "fallen away." Some of them I pushed away for good reason but some for what I only thought was good reason. Either way, I really miss those friends. And, if any of you happen to read this, I'm sorry if I hurt you.

Even though I know this post seems a little emo, please believe me when I say that I am not bitter. Or sad. I definitely miss those friends, but I also had a surge of joy, especially reading all those old blog posts and seeing how far I've come in the past 5 or so years. I have the best husband anyone could wish for, a pretty good life and a great future ahead of me. I really am very blessed.

I will tell you one thing though: If I'm ever again asked the question, "Where do you see yourself in 5 (or 10) years?" I'm not going to answer. :)

Blessings,
Mandy

Raw Fish

2010-02-23T15:29:00.001-06:00

So Austin gets struck every once in awhile with these weird hunger pangs for Sushi. Weirdo. I mean, come on. Besides the fact that the stuff is awful, we pretty much couldn't be farther from any body of water worth eating whatever you catch out of it. Unless you LIKE Clinton Lake tuna...

Anyway, when he gets these pangs, normally, we visit a Chinese Buffet in Larry that also serves Sushi so we can both satisfy our appetite. We've been there at least 5 times in the past month. But that's beside the point. This blog is about me. Here's the real story:

Every time Austin gets Sushi, I have this weird desire to try it - just in case it wasn't as bad as last time. It always is but I still always want to try it. He'll see me eye-balling his plate and say, "Are you surrre?" like I'm some dumb kid who knows it's hot but keeps grabbing the stupid burner anyway. He's right. Inevitably, I try it. And inevitably, I hate it.

Here's the problem: I actually CRAVE the crap. Have you ever craved something you hate? What's up with that? Last week, I even got super sick off the stuff but still...here I sit...craving Sushi. It's so weird and I hate it. I have this theory that my body refuses to believe that something so minuscule as raw fish wrapped in rice can master it. I mean, I love brussel sprouts, spinach, cabbage, liver and onions, and most things that would make others spend their night in the latrine.

"You cannot defeat me!" -My body

The problem with that theory is that I don't have the desire to overcome my hate for the tomato. Those things can just stay as far away from my mouth as possible, thank you very much.

Austin and Marshall both think I'm some sort of Sushi masochist in desperate need of help. The non-sexual type. They think I enjoy the fact that my gag reflex is activated every time I put some of that seaweed wrapped nasty in my mouth. Enjoy the gag reflex? What am I, a model?

Though that would explain why I dated some of those guys as long as I did...

FML

2010-02-08T15:03:00.000-06:00

For those of you who don't know, yours truly is currently employed with American Family Insurance [pause inserted here because I know you're singing the jingle]. I actually work for a District Manager who is over a good chunk of Agents in the KC Area. So, if you live in KC, have insurance with American Family, and have a complaint about your Agent, you could call me. And I'll tell you to call State Farm.

There's actually a whole lot of fun going on here at American Family...for everyone else. I recently scheduled a week long trip to Cancun for my boss and 6 of our Agents, along with the District Manager, District Manager Assistant and 5 agents all from another District. Now, maybe you caught that and maybe you didn't. That's right, I said District Manager Assistant from another District. "But wait. Aren't you a District Manager Assistant, Mandy."

Yes. Yes I am.

For some reason, I didn't get to go on this week long, paid vacation to Cancun. Why? I've narrowed it down to 4 reasons:

1. My District Manager doesn't like me as much as hers likes her.
2. My District Manager fell asleep in his office the day he was supposed to ask me to come.
3. My District Manager was afraid I would let it slip to his wife just how much he falls asleep in his office.
4. My District Manager found out I spend 85% of my day emailing Marshall about how he's sleeping in his office AGAIN.
5. No one wanted to see my pasty white skin in a 2 piece.

Personally, I bet it was #4.

-Mandy-

PS - Told you my life is boring now.

For Maggie

2010-02-03T11:26:00.004-06:00

I was shocked to find out today that people still venture over here in search of some sort of life-affirming post by yours truly. Apparently, these people miss me so much, that they come over just to read my last post, hoping that, in some way, it will still speak to them in the here and now or I will magically show up and give them that hug they so desperately crave.

People, I'm going to say this as gently as I can: You need to know that I will never again be able to satisfy your deepest desires. I am married, for heaven's sake. Do you know what that does to a person? It turns them into the most sinfully boring person alive. There is absolutely NOTHING blog worthy going on in my life right now. Until Austin and I decide to move to Costa Rica, take hip-hop dance classes, jump off a bridge, or, God forbid, get pregnant, I have nothing to tell you. I mean come on, it should be obvious how un-noteworthy my life is by my constant Facebook updating. I'm even following the latest profile pic changing trend! Gross.

So, unless you really want to hear how I colored my hair for the first time ever out of some need for change, leave me be. I happen to enjoy stewing in my own boredom, thank you very much.

In the words of the great Dr. Perry Cox: “I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as [your need for my blogging]. Lemme see, uhh…. Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman.”

Sincerely,
Mandy

Take A Bow

2009-08-07T11:28:00.010-05:00

Brace yourselves folks. Mandy's about to blog about her most embarrassing moment...

Here's a story for you: When I was in high school, my dad, my best friend at the time and I went on a road trip to check out future college prospects. Little did I know that what started out as a fun-filled weekend would turn into a story that would haunt me for ages.

Oklahoma Christian University was having their "High School Preview Weekend" and the campus was overrun by High School students from all over the USA (i.e.; all of Oklahoma, some of Texas and 3 of us from Kansas). I was doubly excited because I knew I'd be seeing some good camp friends, including the love of my life at that time (though he knew nothing of my passion).

The weekend was a blast. I met up with the camp friends, spent some time talking to my not-so-secret crush and met the choir director (of course). Life was good. By this time, I was completely convinced that I'd be attending OCU after graduation. I had not a doubt in my mind that this was the campus for me. Until Saturday dinner in the OCU cafeteria.

My best friend and I had just finished dinner and were heading back to the buffet-style setup in search of dessert. I grabbed a delicious looking brownie and placed it on my small dessert-sized plate. I turned around and became instantly intrigued by a shiny machine on the counter behind me. I thought I was dreaming at first as the words "ICE CREAM" seemed to glow from the silver. Free ice cream?! This is the BEST SCHOOL EVER! What a perfect addition to my small chocolate brownie. Or so I thought...

I approached the ice cream machine, seeming to glide across the cafeteria, completely oblivious to the some 200 people milling around me selecting sandwiches, pizza, cereal, and their own small brownies. I was heading straight towards heaven.

As I reached up to grab the handle of the ice cream machine, my other hand instinctively placed the small plate with the brownie underneath the spout from which I knew the glorious heaven-food would soon be dispensed. Then I pulled the handle towards me.

At first, nothing happened. I was somewhat disappointed and had a brief thought that, perhaps my dream wasn't going to come true. But then I heard the machine begin to growl, as if waking up from a very deep slumber. It growled for about 3 seconds as I waited patiently for a stream of delicious looking vanilla ice cream to flow. And then...

POW!!!!

With a sound equal to that of a shotgun, the machine suddenly sprang to life and spit about a gallon of milk right out of the spout blowing the plate and brownie right out of my hand and completely covering me in milk. I turned around, dripping in sticky, sugary milk and became suddenly aware that the entire place heard the awful gunshot and had stopped their milling around to stare at the vanilla-soaked high schooler in the middle of the cafeteria. The ice cream machine was from the opposite of heaven.

"You trusted me! You fool!"

Now, at this point in my story, you're probably chuckling a little, maybe even lol-ing, if I told it well. And, if I stopped right there, you'd probably go on with your life thinking, "Man, that sucks," maybe make some ice cream related joke in the comments section ("Knock knock - Who's there? - Ice Cream - Ice Cream Who? - Ice Cream of Jeannie!"), and go to Baskin Robbins to fulfill the craving I just gave you. And I could let you do that. And I should let you do that. But instead, I'm going to tell you the worst part of this story:

As if the ice cream machine blowing up on me wasn't enough, there's more. When I tell this story of my most embarrassing moment, people usually chuckle but then fully intend to let it go. I don't usually get made fun of for such a moment because what happened wasn't my fault and really couldn't have been avoided. And if I would just shut up and not share what I did next, I'd probably go down in history as the person with the cutest most embarrassing moment ever and a legitimate reason for a fear of vanilla. But I never do. I just can't leave it at that. I always tell what I did next:

When I turned around to see all those people staring at me, unaware that the machine's handle was still down and ice cream was flowing freely onto the floor behind me, I could think of nothing else to do...but take a bow.

Stand up, you idiot!

Why did I do it? I have no idea. I suppose it was my way of milking the opportunity of 200 people staring at me. I figured they got a good show, I should accept my applause.

There was no applause. Just laughing. Sometimes at night I can still hear the laughing...

"Maybe we could teach you a thing or two."

As I'm sure you can imagine, since this incident, there have been many an occasion where I've done something remotely embarrassing only to be followed by a bow from one or both of my loving little brothers or one of my so-called "friends" that I've chosen to share this story with. It's the bow that haunts me.

If only I had let the story stop at the dripping in vanilla part! Why God why?! Why must I face this humiliation?!

So now I suppose you're thinking, "Well Mandy, if you are so embarrassed by this incident, why do you tell it so publicly on your blog?" Because, my friends, I have found a solution!

Do you have any idea how many famous people bow?! My personal favorite: Conan O'Brien.

And not just for the awesome Mario World-like backdrop.

Haven't you people ever seen Conan give his monologue?! That man puts his hands together and bows after almost every joke! And you love him for it! You LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!

Or what about these divas:

See the titles of those albums?! "TAKE A BOW!!!" To Rihanna and Madonna (whoa, that rhymed), it's not an option, it's a command!! I was simply following direction.

I will never again apologize!

Chocolate Rules,
Mandy

PS - I went to Lubbock Christian instead. NOT because of this incident. *Ahem.*

In Case I Die, I Want You To Know, My Wedding Was Perfect

2009-07-23T14:03:00.008-05:00

I've been fighting off a summer cold the last few days so, if this post is a little disjointed, blame it on the high amounts of liquid Zicam WHICH I'd like to point out, is full of crap. I've never used it before but I was intrigued by a slogan on the bottle. (Clearly very different than judging a book by it's cover. This is a medicine bottle, people.)

Anyway, see that blue section with the white letters that read "The Taste You Choose?" As someone who has perfected the gag reflex due to a lifetime of NyQuil intake at the first sign of a throat tickle, I was intrigued. This bottle of Zicam claims that it is "virtually tasteless when added to any beverage."

And now, after 3 doses of the miracle liquid, I'd like to go ahead and call BS on that one.

"I also cure cancer"

So far, it's already ruined OJ, Diet Coke and hot lemon tea for me. If I don't wake up tomorrow it's because I OD'd on the sweet candy goodness of my old friend.

"I'll always take you back."

Anyway, since ~~the Facebook photo uploader isn't working~~ I love my blog readers more than anything in the world, I thought I'd give you guys the very first taste of wedding photos. Lucky? You bet you are!

More to come...

Not New Shoes...

2009-07-16T09:32:00.007-05:00

New Hair!!! Check me out:

Oh yeah, lookin good!

I took that picture in my office. Today is one of the many days that my boss (the only other person in the building) isn't in. I guess when you're that close to retirement, golf is just more important than people's car insurance. I wouldn't know.

Anyway, since I still don't have wedding pics to show, I decided to take a picture of my everyday view for you too. I go home at the end of every day with terrible neck pain because I stare a computer screen all day that's a little high and slightly cock-eyed from the center of my desk. I'd fix that but ~~I'm too lazy~~ I've been so busy.

You can see I have the essentials: Tony Romo bobblehead, currently empty coffee mug (not for long), pic of hubby, post-its, window to outside world. What you can't see is the *broken marijuana tree to the left of my desk:

Somedays, I really wish it worked...

Hope to have those wedding pics for you soon! Patience is ~~annoying~~ a virtue.

Love love love,

Mandy

*Broken = Fake

New Name, New Look, New...Shoes?

2009-07-07T15:01:00.006-05:00

Hello my long-lost Blogger friends! I am back in black! And white and red. I figured with the changing of a name comes the changing of a life and, therefore, a blog. I hope you like it.

I leave you with no promises of mutlitple updates per week but, when we have something going on, I'll try and let you know. I plan on posting wedding pics as soon as we have them.

In the meantime, if anyone knows a good school in need of a basketball coach, let us know! Coach Pratt will rock your face right the heck off. (Just because I'm biased doesn't mean it ain't true).

Love, peace and chicken grease.

~Mandy used-to-be-Smith-now-PRATT~

PS - KJ, if you read this: Help me get that stupid search box off my page! (I only have my diploma in HTML.)

You Be The Judge

2009-05-28T11:35:00.008-05:00

The sign above was posted on FailBlog.org recently (hence the big red 'FAIL' in the top right-hand corner). In my opinion, it was posted incorrectly. This is so a WIN, FailBlog!

My Argument:

Point #1: It's not a mistake, you idiots. It's humor. WIN.

Point #2: It's humor...on a Church of Christ sign. We don't usually have a sense of humor! (Or, those of us that do are asked to hide it as much as possible.) True? Yes. WIN.

Point #3: My fiance ~~thinks he~~ came up with the phrase 'Rocket Surgery.' And made my parents laugh with it. And that small display of humor my just be the reason they are paying for this wedding. So...this sign makes my fiance a trendsetter! WIN.

Maybe I'll start WinBlog.org with this picture.

And this one:

UPDATE: I'm too late. There's already a WinBlog.org. And that picture is on page 2. Now I have to submit a picture of myself to FailBlog. Crap.

Welp, That's the End of That...

2009-03-21T22:12:00.002-05:00

The Hilltoppers put up an amazing fight against Gonzaga tonight. But, at the last second, lost it all. Too bad. Really, too bad. They had a fantastic season. I really hope I get to cheer for them next year too (please oh please oh please).

On the good side, that means Austin's returning to KY to pack up and head back home (where he belongs) sometime in the next week or so. Hurray!! Unless of course, they offer him a job (please oh please oh please). Or better yet, a GA position (please oh please oh please).

If they don't and one of you has a father, grandfather, uncle, cousin, former 2nd cousin's roommate who happens to work for a Div. 1 men's bball team and is looking for a high-quality GA, contact me. I'll give you cash. =)

As for the rest of you who don't fit that criteria, what good are you?!?!

Just kidding. You can pray. Please pray. We don't want to be a poor married couple. It's WAY overrated. Thank you.

In other news...

I'm in Lubbock right now. What's that? Oh, I forgot to tell you? Yeah...that's what happened...

We had a family reunion filled with embarrassing stories and lots of "I can't believe how big you are" and "It's about time you're getting married" comments (ironic, I know). It was awesome. Way sad that Granny Moo couldn't be there though.

I also got to spend some (very little) time with some old, good pals. Lubbock is the only place I still have close friends so that's always nice (no matter how mean they are). I even got to do some wedding dress shopping with Heather. Much better than the 6 old women that follow me from shop to shop in KC (no offense Mom).

Other than that, we're returning home tomorrow to resume planning. I also have an interviewed lined up at Commerce Bank on Monday. It's not special or even good by any definition but, when those W&R paychecks stop coming, I'm gonna need more help than a measly Christian bookstore can provide. Have I asked you to pray that Austin get's a good setup? Please continue.

Blessings from the Lone Star State,
Mandy

PS - For your enjoyment, here's part of the embarrassment that came from the reunion:

I'd Kill for Some Chocolate Ice Cream

2009-03-16T18:57:00.007-05:00

In case you haven't heard, the Summer of 2009 is being renamed. To "PrattTastic '09!" Learn it, live it.

Alright here's the lowdown:

Wedding Planning
This weeks tackle: Dress.
Max Amount: $2.50
Status: Screwed

Austin Far Away
This Weeks Tackle: Portland, OR
Reason: Dancin with Illinois!
Feelings: COM-A-NU-YEEEAAA-HAAA!!

Mom's Presence in the Planning
I'll sell her to you REAL cheap Amy

Job Search
Freakin boo...

In other news, we got our Engagement Photos back finally. Here's a touch:

Thank you, Sarah Timmons of Spectra Designs in Nashville!

If you want more, all the good ones are on Facebook. Go!

Happy PrattTastic '09 Everyone!

She's Baaaaack...

2009-03-08T23:02:00.003-05:00

For now at least. I make no promises after this post. So you better enjoy it.

Actually, I really am going to try and return to this. I'm sure you've all missed me ~~more than~~ as much as I have missed you. However, know this: Pretty much the only thing I have to report on is

1. Wedding Plans
2. The fact that Austin is far away whilest #1 is occurring
3. The fact that my Mom helping with #1 makes #2 suck even worse
4. I need a job

So, if we're all ok with hearing about these things in every post from here to June 26, let's do it!

Ok, so #1: So far, we have (drumroll please) a venue! It may not seem like much to you simple minded folk but to those of us who have endured the torture of attempting to find a place that's not only beautiful but will also keep you from having to file bankruptcy, this is a HUGE victory! Check it out: The Grand Loft

Please don't freak out that, yes, it is in Osawatomie, KS (where?!). I promise, once you walk into this place, you'll forget.

#2: Austin is still truckin along in his internship at WKU. So far, no job prospect has reared it's beautiful head. Booo. But, right now he's livin it up conference style in Memphis. In case you haven't heard, the Hilltoppers are kickin some major Sunbelt rear end. Go Tops!

Needless to say, he's missing out on all the planning. Lucky? Maybe. But he DID get to plan our honeymoon. Wanna guess where we're going?! Here's a hint: It's NOT cold there!

#3: My mother and I have NEVER agreed on anything in my entire life. So, if you think my wedding is going to be any different...stop sniffing glue. But, we're making it. And, because it's her tax refund that's paying for this wedding (the same tax refund that was supposed to pay for her anniversary trip to Hawaii), I'm allowing a few things to slide in her favor. I am, however, drawing the line on wearing her wedding dress from 1979. For 1, I don't wear a size 2. And for 2, the veil makes me look like the Virgin Mary and, well...we won't go there.

#4: Ok, for the first time ever, I'm going on record with this: I admit it. Leaving W&R may not have been the wisest decision I've ever made. Although planning a wedding has been much easier with only a part-time job to get in my way, I get my last W&R paycheck at the end of the month and I have no new job lined up. (Yikes!) So...if any of you need a personal assistant, hit me up! I'm super excellent, I promise.*

110 Days!!!
-Mandy-

*You can't afford me and NO I will not do that.

The Princess has Finally Chosen a Suitor

2009-03-02T21:46:00.004-06:00

I went to visit Austin in Bowling Green on January 29. When I got there, I picked him up at the school after work and, ignoring his requests to shower and change first, took him straight to BWW for some dinner.

After dinner, we went to his studio apartment so he could change and stop complaining. =) When we got there, I laid down on the bed and he went into the kitchen. The following ensued:

Me: What was that noise?
Austin: I think your phone vibrated. You got a text.
Me: Oh ok.
Austin: ...are you going to see who it's from?
Me: Eh. Maybe later.

After a few minutes, Austin hadn't come out of the kitchen so I jumped up to check out the text. It was from Facebook, letting me know that Austin had updated his status (because I Facebook stalk him even when I'm not on Facebook).

The text said: 'Austin Pratt has updated his status to 'Austin hopes she says yes.'

I turned to ask what it meant and found him on his knee with this:

We met on MySpace and got engaged on Facebook. Technology rocks!!

PS - Now everyone leave me alone! =)

Still Awake At 3am = Post No Different From All My Other Posts

2008-12-27T03:07:00.004-06:00

I got a new laptop for Christmas from my Mommy. Not because my last one needed to lean against the wall just to stay open because I picked it up by the screen one too many times in the past 10 years of our relationship. Not because it needed to be turned on at 3am if I wanted to check my email on my lunch break. And not because she loves me.

I got a new laptop for Christmas from my Mommy...so I could apply for unemployment. And I ~~have~~ ~~want too~~ will. I'm just trying to figure out why they would allow me to collect unemployment insurance if I'm still collecting salary from W&R and working extra part-time at LW.

State government. That's how. I love Kansas.

No I don't.

I wanna move to Kentucky. Or Tennessee. Or Japan.

Except not Japan. I don't speak Chinese.

UPDATED: I'm Sorry KJ

2008-12-23T09:07:00.004-06:00

*Disclaimer: The following is full and complete Mandy sarcasm. Kevin knows I love him.

KJ was the first person to make a comment about my 13 day blog absence. This tells me one thing: He's the only one who cares. He very ~~rudely~~ ~~meanly~~ nicely stated: "New blog plz. I need to know what's going on in your life without asking you directly."

And so, my dear friend, this post is for you:

Dear KJ,

I am so sorry I've been gone. Even though I know all to well that you need my words of wisdom and hilarity for your simple, meaningless life to mean something, I chose to remove myself from your reading pleasure. I'm sorry. Perhaps some explanation and begging of your forgiveness will suffice? Please note: These are not excuses. I simply feel that you deserve an explanation for my absence.

First of all, I am so sorry that today is my last day at Waddell & Reed. Between packing up my desk, training my replacement and saying teary goodbyes to the best bosses and coworkers I've ever had, I should've taken into account your starvation for my wit. What was I thinking? Can you ever forgive me? I'm so sorry.

Next, I must also apologize for the season. How dare I place Christmas shopping for my family and another family above your need for my words? That was just so rude of me. Next year, they will all get e-cards so that I don't have to leave my keyboard for even one second. Because you are that important to me. I'm sorry I didn't show that this year. Candy cane?

And finally, my biggest apology: I'm so so SO incredibly sorry, KJ, that my grandmother passed away only a few hours after I wrote that last post. I'm sorry that she was my favorite and I hers. I'm sorry that we had to wait until my uncle got back from China a full week later before we could have the funeral. I'm sorry I drove 11 hours through the night after working a full day so I could be in Lubbock for the funeral only to turn around and come right back less than 24 hours later because I could not take any more time off from my two jobs. It was rude of me to not find a short balance between the emotional and physical exhaustion and stress to sit down and write something that would make you and my other readers laugh hysterically. And it was even more rude of me to not feel like laughing. Perhaps I'm sick. Either way, I'm sorry.

Again, I do not offer these explanations in an attempt to gain your sympathy. I do not deserve that. I simply hope these explanations of my absence help to extract your forgiveness my friend. My hope, prayer and Christmas wish is that, one day, you'll find it in your heart to forgive me for the depression you must have faced over these last two weeks. I'm so sorry.

Sincerely,

Mandy

But How Did He Know?!

2008-12-10T10:44:00.003-06:00

My bosses boss just came over to my desk and said to my boss: "Amanda was prairie doggin it." Apparently, he saw me pop my head up over my cubicle to see if anyone was coming and decided to tell my boss about it. Unfortunately, his choice of words means something totally different to those of us who've seen Rat Race.

Ok, Fine. I Agree With You, KJ. I'd Be Hot If I Was Someone Else

2008-12-08T09:26:00.009-06:00

Apparently, my readers are not ammused by my low-self esteem posts. What's up with that? Friends, this is an attempt to make you all feel better about yourself. My hope is that, if you look in the mirror someday and don't like what you see, perhaps you'll say to yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to go on a face diet." And you don't. You're beautiful.

I, on the other hand, am a whopping 25 points below the average person on the official Asian hotness scale. In America, that means I'm practically a fungus. Amungus. Haha! Ok, I'm done.

But, fear not, loyal reader(s)! There is hope for this unfortunate looking woman child yet. One of my most favoritest friends has made yet another attempt to show me that I have nothing to be concerned about.

KJ has the uncanny ability to see me in the most oddest of places. Namely, on other peoples faces.* Over the years, I've been told by this friend that I look somewhat like the following:

Mary Shannon

What's that? You don't know who Mary Shannon is?! Yeah, me neither.

Apparently she is on the USA show In Plain Sight. She plays the ahem freakin hot witness protection agent assigned to keep all these important people from gettin dead. And she does. So I hear.

Anyway, KJ told me once that this chick reminds him of me. Why? Well, apart from the fact that I never wear brown and it would take one heck of a bra to give me that kind of figure, apparently its a tie between her hair and her amazing ability to make men do anything she says just by pointing a gun at them. Have you ever seen me hold a gun? It's ~~intimidating~~ ~~awesome~~ ~~so cool~~ scary. And I guess that does it for some guys.

Unfortunately, this dream will never come true for KJ because I don't like guns. Unless you're a creeper planning on breaking into my room late at night in which case, I have 7 under my pillow.

Anna Torv

If you're saying to yourself, "Mary Shannon, ha! More like Molly Shannon!" you're right. And it's all downhill from here.

KJ just recently told me that this gorgeous young lady also reminds him of me. Again, citing the hair. (Though I'm pretty sure the last time I saw him my hair was about 6 inches shorter and 3 shades darker.) That's why I like KJ. He remembers the good 'ole days.

Anyway, Anna Torv plays the role of Special Agent Olivia Dunham in the new Fox TV show Fringe. She apparently has Marine Corps, FBI experience and is a little bitter thanks to some unknown betrayal. See a pattern here? KJ has a thing for blondes with guns and a bad attitude. But KJ, I only have 1.5 out of 3.

Needed: One freakin hot chick with a gun and vendetta, who secretly just needs to be held by a loving, funny, really cool dude. Redheads need not apply.

Princess Peach

And here's the doozie. But, believe it or not, KJ is not the only person who has referenced Mario's lost love as my lost twin.

Perhaps it's, again, due the the hair (not even close). Perhaps it's the fact that she's a Princess and, in case you didn't know, I am too. Or, perhaps it's due to the fact that scary monster-type creatures like to kidnap her and she's always waiting on some short, chubby plumber and his stupid brother to jump over the fire balls and weird long-necked turtles and stop rescuing wannabes. I'm just sayin.

Oh well. There are worst female gaming characters to be compared too. At least I got the modest, high-necked dress, gloves and dress to the floor chick. He could've said I remind him of Lora Croft and I would've had to have him committed. She's not even blonde.

So, what exactly am I supposed to infer from all of this? All of these beautiful, fictional characters remind KJ of me. And, by his definition, in a good way. This is supposed to make me feel better about my 35% hotness, right? Well KJ, it doesn't. You totally fail. Why? Because I don't carry a gun. And I don't ever want to be in the military. And, other than that one time, I've never thrown a turtle shell at the driver in front of me hoping to knock him off a cliff. I'm just a plain 'ole assistant with fading blonde hair who drives 80 miles an hour on the highway in a black Jeep. Sorry to disapp...wait a sec, that last part is kinda hot.

Note to self: NEVER sell the Jeep. Thanks, Kev!

*Whoa, that rhymed. My bad.

Smiling = Ugly

2008-12-05T08:36:00.006-06:00

Text conversation I had with Romeo this morning:

Him: How are you feeling this morning?

Me: Well I was feeling pretty blah but I just read a comment on my blog that made my day.

Him: What was it?

Me: Remember that post about the face analyzer that said I was ugly? The creator commented.

Him: The creator? What did he say?

Me: "I am Rhee SC, BAPA developer. You seems to landmark facial point or fiducials incorrectly. The calculated attractiveness in general, 60-90 for average peoples. You'd better try to analyze your face with more standardized photo and follow guiding description for better define facial landmark. Thanks."

Him: Haha, nice. Why did that make your day?

Me: It gave me something to blog about.

Though, I gotta tell ya, I'm not completely sure what to blog about. Nothing about that comment really makes me look good. I mean, according to him (or her), I'm not the 25 points BELOW the average on the attractiveness scale.

Instead, I'm so freakin dense I can't even figure out simple "put that pointer here and click" instruction. Is that supposed to be better than being ugly? It's not really working out all that well for Jessica Simpson.

And what does "standardized photo" mean exactly?* I thought it just meant "try and keep people out of the picture that are prettier than you."

Sigh.

*UPDATE: I went back and read the instructions a little further on the site (pardon my moment of male-ness) and wouldn't you know it, there's a link for good tips of a "standardized photo." Tip #2: "Your face is relaxed and lips are closed smoothly." So, that explains the lip index issue. Too bad I don't own a single photo of me without either my mouth wide open or flashing those pearly whites. So basically, if I could keep my big mouth shut, I'd be freakin gorgeous.

Tagged And I Don't Hate You And UPDATED: Best Friends of a Different Sex Survey

2008-12-04T08:42:00.006-06:00

Trophy Wife tagged me on a Christmas survey so I'll be getting to that in a moment. Fair warning. When you see the numbers, you can stop reading this post.

But before we get to that, I need to tell you that I keep "adjusting" my blog and it likes to delete my list of favorite bloggers. If you read this and don't see your name over on the left, it's not 'cause I hate you. It's 'cause my blog hates you. Please let me know and I'll return you to your rightful spot as one of Mandy's favorites.

Also, if you've never been over there 'cause I don't know you have a blog and read this, that's rude. Tell me. Then we can be friends and you will get a prize.*

Ok, let's see if I can make this worth reading:

1.Wrapping paper or gift bags? You don't have to wrap them, just give them to me.

2. Real Tree or Artificial? Fake

3. When do you put up the tree? Apparently, whenever my roommates and I are all home at the same time for more than 20 minutes. So never.

4. When do you take the tree down? Halloween

5. Do you like eggnog? Yup

6. Favorite gift received as a child? Training bra. When I was 17.

7. Hardest person to buy for? Everyone. So I don't anymore.

8. Do you have a nativity scene? What does that have to do with Christmas?

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? I prefer carrier pigeon.

10. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Jason

11. Favorite Christmas Movie? The Elf

12. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Christmas Eve

13. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? I'm giving Mom the training bra back this year.

14. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Dad's enchiladas

15. Lights on the tree? Yes

16. Favorite Christmas song? Throw the Yule Log On Uncle John

17. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay home

18. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer's? "Reindeer's?" Really?

19. Angel on the tree top or a star? Star

20. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas morning.

21. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Working in retail

22. Favorite ornament theme or color? Uh...yes?

23. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Bratwurst and little smokies

24. What do you want for Christmas this year? Peace on earth and a new computer

25. Who is most likely to respond to this? No one. But I'm gonna tag Cara, Amanda and Erika.

*You won't really get a prize. But I had to say something to get you to want to be my friend since, apparently, I'm not enough. It's kinda like when you tell someone, "I love you" and they say, "Thank you" or "That's so sweet." Hurts doesn't it? You don't even know!

UPDATED: Right after I finished this post, my boss came out of his office and I gave him this message: "Abby called." That was all the chick told me to say to him so that's all I said. So Brent gets this huge smile and says to me, "That's my best friend. You need to meet her sometime. She's amazing." Now, my question is, knowing that my boss is married and has 2 kids, do you think it's odd that his best friend is a girl named Abby? Can married people have best friends of the opposite sex? Tell me...

What If I Didn't Even Have A Blog?

2008-12-02T09:29:00.005-06:00

Things That Are Awesome About Today:

Romeo is coming home
Trophy Wife gets to go see Brittany somehow. That would be like me getting to make out with Tony Romo. Except the girls probably won't make out. Well...maybe. Cool. You go Brittany.
I'm turning in my Voluntary Separation Package application
I get off at noon just 'cause I want to
I get to cook dinner tonight

Things That Are Not Awesome About Today:

It's 36 degrees outside
I had to take a cold shower
I'm probably not going to make out with Tony Romo
The fact that 90% of my readers won't leave a comment
This post

The Face That Launched A Thousand...Gag Reflexes

2008-11-25T14:57:00.009-06:00

Considering it's only a matter of time until yours truly is excused from her sorry excuse for a day job, I have taken it upon myself to do absolutely nothing. A change from normal day-to-day activity, I assure you. Ahem.

Anyway, so today I was ~~stalking~~ checking out the Geekologie blog and happened upon his post of BAPA Web. BAPA stands for Balanced Angular and Proportional Analysis is an online facial analyzer that is supposed to determine if a person is attractive or not. I like to call it the Chinese version of "Hot or Not." Actually, I shouldn't say that. It could be Japanese. I don't really know the difference.

What I do know is, it must be broken:

35%? Ouch. Thanks a lot low lip index. You ruined my curve.

And, as if that's not bad enough, if you scroll down below that horrid orange bar graph, they'll give you a detailed list of all the plastic surgery you need to sign yourself up for:

I always knew my Mr. Bean nose would keep me from that modeling career but I never dreamed my mandible would let me down! And what the H is a gonial index?! I'm a girl for crying out loud!!*

And don't think for one second that I didn't notice the common theme: "Your ___ is somewhat larger/wider/bulkier than...most attractive faces."

That's it, I'm going on a face diet.

*You'll get that tomorrow.

Life As We Know It...

2008-11-24T14:46:00.003-06:00

From the Kansas City Business Journal:

Waddell & Reed offers early buyouts, may make further job cuts

Feeling the pinch from the stock market’s free fall, Waddell & Reed Financial Inc. has started cutting employees.

Spokesman Roger Hoadley said Monday that the Overland Park-based company (NYSE: WDR) plans to cut 15 percent of its compensation costs. He said the company started offering a voluntary separation package Friday, with enhanced severance incentives tied to job grade and tenure. The voluntary separation offer expires Dec. 4, he said.

“Depending on the result of this voluntary separation program, we’ll look at other alternatives, including the need for involuntary separation,” Hoadley said.

Waddell & Reed CEO Hank Herrmann said in an internal memo to employees on Thursday that the cuts are due to a “swift and violent” decline in stock and bond prices. Most of the company’s revenue comes from fees based on assets under management, Herrmann said, so the company needs to reduce expenses to be more in line with revenue.

Waddell & Reed started the year with $70 billion in assets under management. That has declined to less than $45 billion, Herrmann said in the memo.

“I know that the timing of this announcement, given the approach of the holidays, could not be worse,” Herrmann wrote to employees. “Like you, I wish we were not in this situation. The severity of the market and economic downturn and their impact on us leave us no choice but to take decisive action now, to reduce expenses.”

Hoadley said the company does not plan to cut financial advisers.

Waddell & Reed has 1,030 employees in the Kansas City area and 1,673 overall.

Yup, I'm one of those 1,030 employees.

I Won't Really Burn Your House Down

2008-11-19T12:58:00.011-06:00

John (a coworker): What are you eating?! That smells horrible!

Nicole (my boss): It's pea soup. Nutritious and tastes just like cat vomit. Want some?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I guess no one cares about my injury last week. Or you were just too shocked and appalled by the intensity of it to comment. Or you hate elephants. Rude. If you're going to hate large mammals, you should hate camels. They stink and spit and are uncomfortable at Jewish bar mitzvahs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Romeo and I visited the great state of Kentucky last weekend (by way of Tennessee). Two states I've never been to before and am looking forward to returning to. The people there are nice and have accents that make me seem smarter than I really am. I like that.

Romeo met his new family (the Western Kentucky University men's basketball coaching staff) and I got to shop a little and enjoy the fantastiosity of not having to work 2 jobs for 4 whole days. Glory was mine.

Due to his amazingness, Romeo and I got prime seats at the game that Saturday where, for the entire first half of the game, I got to stare at this:

Annoying. But, luckily for me, there was a student in the stands who decided that he was the WKU Pep Squad and spent the entire second half utilizing the power he must've received from drinking 28 cans of Red Bull during halftime:

Awesome.

Other than that, Romeo and I relaxed as much as possible. Here are some candid photos of your favorite couple from the game and Date Night in Nashville:

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In other news, my birthday was last weekend. If you forgot to tell me "Happy Birthday," you have exactly 24 hours before I burn your house down.

I Don't Even Know Any Elephants

2008-11-14T09:09:00.003-06:00

So yesterday starts out just like any other day. I get up (reluctuantly), shower, get ready for work, curse under my breath at the idiots who somehow don't know you can't merge if you're not moving, and arrive at work to find that I'm completely bossless. Thinking to myself, "well today will be boring but good, hurray" I sit in my chair and open my bottom desk drawer to put my purse in its usual daily spot. As I'm straightening back up from my stooped over position, my body convulses in one of those "no warning, I'm just here to freak you out" sneezes. These sneezes are normally harmless enough because they come on so quickly you don't have time to attempt to hold them in and risk your eyeballs getting popped right out of their sockets. But this sneeze destroyed me. It was not the fact that I never work out and my body was just waiting to completely break down. Or the fact that I'm turning 26 on Sunday, enabling me to fully embrace the nickname Granny Moo. It was only the position I was in that allowed a 2 ton elephant to kick me right in the back and then dance the Mashed Potato on it while I grabbed my desk and screamed in horror "WHY GOD WHY?!?!"

Ok, that last part actually only happened in my brain. Except for the elephant part. That was real. Except he was doing the Cha-Cha.

So now, for the past 24 hours, I've been dealing with the stares you get when you look like you have a giant fishhook shoved right up your rectum. Not the stares you get when you actually do. Those are more stares of horror and disgust and trying to figure out what you were fishing for. The ones I'm getting are the ones you get when people are thinking "she must have really bad hemorrhoids." And at this point, I wish I did. Actually, I shouldn't say that 'cause I don't really know what hemorrhoids feel like. It could feel like an elephant doing the Cha-Cha on my ovaries and, if that's the case, I think I'd rather have it on my back. If I knew how to do the Cha-Cha, I may even join in. But I don't. Think he'd switch to the Macarena? That one, I know.

PS - It just occurred to me that if the elephant is doing the Macarena, that wouldn't hurt my back as much as the Cha-Cha because you don't really use your feet all that much. And I wanna get the most for my money to keep him from Boot Scootin' over to my ovaries. Maybe we could do the Elictric Slide. I know that one too.

PPS - No one even said "God bless you." That's what really hurts.

Caption Contest!!

2008-11-06T13:24:00.004-06:00

You probably won't win anything but see what you can come up with. =) Good luck!!

When you're done with that, say a little prayer for us dorks. We fly out tomorrow morning at 7am for Kentucky!!! Yeeeee-haw!!!

Oh, and if you just can't stand the pain my absence leaves you with, check out this blog. It's my new favorite.

Be good my babies!
Mandy ><>

Happy Halloween Guys and Gouls!!

2008-10-31T10:07:00.003-05:00

Guys, I may have to change my vote. Seriously. How can you NOT vote for someone with Yoda as their campaign manager?! "Mmmmm win the election, you won't."

And remember: You're never too old to pretend to be someone (or something else) and get free candy.

Boo!
Mandy <><

2008-10-23T09:56:00.002-05:00

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It's Fall Ya'll!

2008-10-21T15:57:00.006-05:00

Yup, sure is. I took that picture myself exactly 2 years ago with the crappiest camera known to man but that didn't stop those colors from showing through. Whoo-wee, that's purty!! I think God likes to think of Kansas as His little coloring book.

Though I usually prefer the summer to any weather that requires the use of pantyhose, there are quite a few things that make fall worth enduring. Those colors you see above are #1. Here are a few extras:

#2 - Football
You had to know that was coming. However if you know this Romo-lovin' girl at all, you may be surprised not to find my Cowboys holdin' fast at the #1 spot as in years past. Well, in case you've been missing out, I'm more than just a little peeved at the stench that's been wafting all the way up here to KC from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area (not Jackson's diapers, Cara. It's much worse than that). And...to be honest, I have to (reluctantly) admit that the football-lovin' girl you all know and love has been dutifully attempting to attune her ear less to the glorified clashing sound of helmut to helmut and more to the gentle squeek of the size 13 Air Jordan on maple.

#3 - Fall Break/Maple Leaf
My brothers were home last week for their Fall Break which just happened to fall at the exact time of Baldwin City's MapleLeaf Festival. A household tradition since my family moved to the B.C. back in 1998, we spent a few hours rummaging the craft booths and eating our body weight in funnel cake. Unfortunately, I didn't get a single picture. ='( I keep meaning to take more pictures but, for some reason, I just can't remember to take the stupid thing out of my purse. Anyway, we had a good time. Besides the festival, and sticking with fall break tradition, we hit up The Beast and Edge of Hell (2 huge-mongus haunted houses in downtown KC) and were also blessed to witness the union of 2 of our good friends: Lindsay McKinney and Nicolas Sayre. Fantastic fun and much needed vacay for this overworked honey.

#4 - Hoodies
Self-explanatory. You know you love 'em. I don't so much love to wear them myself but I've discovered that they sure look cute on some people and feel good to cuddle with. Who knew?! =)

#5 - Holidays
Here's the countdown (in reverse order of importance):

Halloween: 9 days
Christmas: 63 days

Thanksgiving: 28 days

My birthday: 24 days

Everyone say it with me: "Good luck Austin." =D

#6 - Travel

For most people, this comes with the holidays but, in my extensive background of (usually) working retail during this time of year, this benefit has never graced my Top Faves of Fall. Seeing as how this year happens to be a repeat of my fall tradition (i.e.: my 2nd job is at a Christian bookstore), traveling will be out of the question yet again this holiday season. However, before the holiday season begins (Nov.7-10), my handsome and talented boyfriend has asked me to accompany him to the great state of Kentucky for preview of his internship life to come. I'm so excited!! We're going to visit not only Bowling Green but Nashville! AND I'll get to celebrate my birthday with two of my very bestest friends who live there! Yippee!! I promise to have pictures of that!

I think that about covers it. I'm mucho excited about the weeks to come and trying hard not to let the 2nd job blues or my S.A.D. get in the way. God is in the rain!

I love you all and miss you like ca-razy! Tell me a funny story or clean joke. Go!

Mandy ><>

Shocking? Nope.

2008-10-15T10:22:00.001-05:00

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Celebrity Look-a-Likes

2008-10-08T15:45:00.007-05:00

For Your Ammusement
(and mine)

Fireproof

2008-09-29T09:20:00.003-05:00

Lt. Caleb Holt lives by the old firefighter's adage: Never leave your partner behind. Inside burning buildings, it's his natural instinct. In the cooling embers of his marriage, it's another story.

After a decade of marriage, Caleb and Catherine Holt have drifted so far apart that they are ready to move on without each other. Yet as they prepare to enter divorce proceedings, Caleb's dad asks his son to try an experiment: The Love Dare.

While hoping The Love Dare has nothing to do with his parents' newfound faith, Caleb commits to the challenge. But can he attempt to love his wife while avoiding God's love for him? Will he be able to demonstrate love over and over again to a person that's no longer receptive to his love? Or is this just another marriage destined to go up in smoke? (Plot synopsis from IMDb)

I probably wouldn't have even known about this movie if I didn't have that 2nd job at Lifeway so now I'm doing my best to get it known to others. People kept coming and and saying it was "so good" and "truly amazing" so I thought it might just be worth a peak.

I knew enough about the book and the "Fireproof My Marriage" study we also sold at Lifeway to know the movie was going to be more Christian and marriage-related in nature than most, so I asked Mom and Dad to join Austin and I for the viewing last night. I worried that it would be more applicable to my parents who have been married for 25 years than to Austin and I who are still new in our courtship but I figured there might be 1 or 2 things we could draw from it. Boy was I wrong. No matter what relationship stage you're in (married, divorced, planning to marry someday-with or without knowing who that person is), you will benefit from this movie.

Knowing it was a Christian-made and based movie told me 1 thing to expect: Bad acting. And there is. Not horribly bad but there's no Tom Hanks or Sandra Bullock-level experience to be had. But, there were also a few things I expected that I was happily dissapointed in. Here are the things that surprised me from the movie:

1. It's hilarious. There are parts of this movie and characters involved that made me laugh harder than most comedies I've seen. Really, really funny stuff.

2. The drama is absolutely up to par. This is where the acting doesn't fail. There are a few on-the-edge-of-your-seat moments and they will do just that. I was proud.

3. The sheer number of people in the theater. The movie opened Thursday night at midnight (rather, Friday morning) and I heard that our AMC theater sold out that night. 3 days later, we still had a packed house. It was awesome. It's nice to see such support up here out of the Bible belt for a movie with actual meaning.

So, in case you aren't convinced yet: GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! It's definitely on my favorites list.

Until next time, may "the peace of God, which passes all understanding, keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus." (Phil. 4:7)

Love you,
Mandy ><>

PS - Girls, take tissues... =)

In Case You Were Wondering...

2008-09-23T11:11:00.003-05:00

Your Name
As defined by the Urban Dictionary

Aaron
In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.

Austin
Ultra sexy male who usually has at least 2 ladies around him. You wanna be seen around an Austin.
(2 ladies?! The other better be your sister...) =)

Cara
A wonderful girl who looks exotic and is a great person to me around. They also aren't a stalker, but is very good with guys.
(Haha, I don't know girl...)

Erika
(Sorry, Swearika yielded no results. Go figure.)
One who is naturally equited with the tools and machinary to pull off a succesful and satisfactory rape of an unsuspecting victim. Those who get raped by an Erika usually end up savoring every last minute of it.

Karen
A person who deserves to be punched in the liver and pushed into a water fountain.
(Punched in the liver?! I don't agree with this, just so you know.) =)

Kevin
A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla.

Scott
A racist against blacks. Typically short and loudmouthed.

Twig
A tall goon-ish character with long arms and long legs who never fails to make his friends laugh. Twig is a handsome, loathsome brute yet I can't take my eyes off of him!

And last but certainly not least...

Mandy
Slang for MDMA. "Mandy" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.

There you have it folks!!

First Things First...

2008-09-19T08:53:00.004-05:00

ARRRGH!!!

It’s that time again Mateys!!!

Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye!!

In honor of such a glorious holiday, I give ye some Pirate humor! Shiver me timbers!!

Q: What do pirates do in their spare time?
A: Arrrrrrt!!

Q: Why does it take Pirates so long to learn to spell?A: Because they spend so much time at C!

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate, "I've got a bounty on me head!"

Q: What did the Pirate say when he had a heart attack?
A: Arrr! Me heartie!!

Q: How much did the Pirate pay for his piercings?
A: A buck-an-ear!

I hope ye Scalawags find some buried treasure today! Arrrrgh!!

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Alright, now that that's over, let's get on to the serious stuff. =)

Many thanks to those of you who chose to comment on my last post. Its good to know I still have amazing friends ready to stand up for me, even if we don't totally agree on everything. You all had something interesting and thought-provoking to say and I'm contemplating each opinion thoroughly. Here are some notes I have for each of you so far:

Scott - You are too smart for your own good. But, then again, you always have been. =) Thank you for your amazingly kind words. It blessed me immensely to know that you still think of me as a good friend even though I haven't seen you in what? 6 years?! Wow. Anyway, a lot of what you said has been the thread I've been holding onto these past few months and I appreciate the backup. Paul is my hero but I'm still not quite sure how exactly to "count it pure joy when [I] face trials of many kinds." But I'm working on it. Hearing my thoughts on the matter come from someone else strengthens me greatly. Thanks for wisdom and friendship old friend! =) (That's old as in "long-time" not a comment about your age. Arrrgh!!)

Swearika - First of all, I absolutely love the irony of that name. In high school, your swear words consisted of "Oh my cow!" and "Gramma!" You rebel you. =) Anyway, thank you as well for your kind words and great wisdom. I agree with you on serving others with our talents and I found the quote you gave from Mosiah very interesting. It reminded me of the parable Jesus tells in Matthew about the King saying "... whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me." I think that's a really good point. The 1 problem I had with it is, shouldn't your family come first? I think that, if you can't even help your own family, should you be trying to help others? But, then again, maybe her family doesn't need help or maybe she is just better at helping others. Either way, I think ou're right, that talent should not go to waste. (Matthew 25:29) Thanks G-Sauce!

Twig - First of all, thanks for the writing analysis. Haha, made me feel good. I'm glad I can write things that hook people. =) I agree with you that we should pray that no matter who wins, God will work through that person for the greatest outcome to His glory. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't care and weigh the facts before we go in there and just punch the card in a pretty little pattern. (I know that's not what you said, I'm just trying to make a point.) =) I think the freedom we've been given to vote in the first place is a gift from God that we should not take lightly. He is a God of choice and our choices in life affect our outcome later on. I think the same goes for seemingly everyday, mundane things. I definitely understand your contempt against politics and it's ability to separate people by our differing opinions but that happens with just about everything. I highly doubt there are 2 people in this world who agree on everything 100%. We need to learn to embrace our political differences just like everything else and not let them get in the way of our relationships. Because, believe me, when we allow these things to separate us, all that's left is a trail of hurt. Thanks for your comment loyalty buddy!

Cara - Your comment really surprised me. Though not in a bad way. I was hoping you would comment because, (no offense to the others) as a Mom, I value your opinion the most on this subject. Problem is, I really expected you to agree with me. =) It made it extremely interesting. I never expected her to be a stay at home mom (hardly anyone can do that 100% thanks to the economy these days). I just thought that the gravity of her career choice was too much. But, I think you're right. Someone like her would obviously want to be in this position. She's probably been dreaming of it for years. So now I'm afraid that, if she did drop out for her kids, she would in some way always blame them for that. That would be terrible. And I have no doubt the kids would pick up on it instantly. In the long run, it might actually be better for them if she does make it. If anyone knows what the difference between an unhappy Mom and a happy Mom does to her kids, its me. And I'd want my Mom to be happy. Thank you so much for sharing Cara. And give the boys my love!

For those of you who haven't had a chance to comment yet, the lines are still open. I'll take anything. If you're holding back disagreements 'cause you're afraid I'll cry about them, please don't. I promise to be open if you are. =)

I love you all so very much and miss those of you I haven't seen in way too long. Let's get together yeah yeah yeah! Shouldn't we be getting close to a 10 year BHS reunion? We would've had a 5 year had we actually elected a class President with responsiblity! (Plug for you Scott. I voted for you.) =)

*Muah!*
Mandy ><>

"I thank my God upon every rememberance of you." -Philippians 1:3

Glutton for Punishment? You Decide.

2008-09-17T11:32:00.001-05:00

Well, apparently, meaningless picture-laden posts just don’t get people’s attention anymore. =p

Alright, I have to begin by admitting that I’m quite a bit more than extensively nervous to write this post. The last time I shared my opinion on something, I had to endure nothing less than a catastrophe (as some of you may recall). I was publicly and privately ridiculed, lost a very large group of friends and basically had to rearrange a large chunk of my life. And, even though I do feel like my life has improved because of it, it kinda hurt (understatement of the century) and I’d rather not do that again. So, before I begin (even though this didn’t work last time), let me state one more time that the following is completely MY OPINION!!!!! For the love of all things holy and decent, please please PLEASE do not take any of this personally.

Here goes…

Ok, some of you might be a little disappointed to learn that, as a whole, Mandy votes 99.9% Republican, no matter what the issue or who the candidate. I think that most people would find that a little upsetting and I see your point of view. I am aware of the fact that it’s not really a smart/safe practice and, a lot of times, the candidate I’m voting for truly isn’t the best man for the job. But, the truth is, the word Democrat scares the pee out of me.

As I stated in my last “controversial” post, I am quite the conservatist. This is due mostly to the way I was raised (which is true of just about everyone) and the fact that I actively hold the Bible precedent over all other sources of information, opinions, laws, etc. I do not agree with or condone abortion and homosexuality and find that, sometimes, war is, in fact, necessary. *Gasp!* I know. Deal.

Anyway, that’s a road I don’t really want to take this post down so I’m gonna back up a bit. I just wanted to give you a little background before I dive in to what I really want to say.

This year, after the Presidential candidates were chosen for this election, I decided to put my hardcore Republican-only voting record aside and really look at what I had in front of me. This was mostly due to the fact that, everywhere I looked, it seemed Obama was staring me in the face. (This was probably mostly due to the Democratic radio station I listen to almost religiously. But the music on The Buzz is sooo good!) =) Anyway, my point is, you had to dig to find anything about McCain but Obama was, and still is, incredibly popular. And, because I still have some faith left in my fellow Americans, I figured there had to be a good reason. So I started looking (though not extensively by any means) and here are the marks I gave:

Background
(Note: I believe this list to be somewhat more important than where the candidates stand on the different issues.)

Education - In truth, on paper, Obama’s gotta have a bigger IQ than McCain. I believe this is evident by their speeches for one but also the fact that McCain (at least as far as what I saw) didn’t take his schooling as seriously as Obama did. So, for education, I give Obama a checkmark and McCain a Debbie Downer “waa-waaaaa.”

Career - One thing I found quite interesting while digging into the careers of both candidates is that Obama’s list is much longer than McCains. Obama’s resume actually reminds me of mine. My “Work Experience” section stretches on for 2 whole pages (and that’s only ‘cause I left out a few babysitting jobs and the summer I spent mowing lawns for USD 348). I am an amazing candidate for secretarial work and/or customer service. It looks pretty impressive and really is if I’m applying for a job similar to the one I have now. Problem is, I could never be President with that list. And neither could 98% of the other lawyers in the world. Winner: McCain.

Religion - Blech and blech. The end.

Family – This one is split. Obama gets the gold star in marriage thanks to McCain’s somewhat shady divorce from his first wife (for whatever the reason, I’m not proud of that situation), but I love love love the McCain kids. Not that Obama’s children aren’t awesome as well, just that they’re a little young and you can’t fully see the reflection of parental responsibility until a child is grown. All seven of McCains children are, as far as I could find, good, upstanding adults.

Issues

Abortion – McCain (or, if you prefer, Republican in general)

Same Sex – Neither (but I lean towards McCains view more)

Gun Control – This is a whole other blog in itself. I’ll simply say for now that I don’t agree with the Constitution on this issue so I don’t even take it into account when voting. I just hope I don’t get shot. =)

War – Honestly, it doesn’t make sense to me to have any opinion on this issue whatsoever unless you really and truly know what we’re dealing with. So, I listen to those with military experience, especially those involved right now and especially those that are close to my heart. If you are fighting in Iraq right now or have any military experience at all and don’t agree that we should stay over there, please let me know. Until then, I’m listening to the 3 men I know over there, the 2 about to go and, most of all, my recently married cousin willingly returning in December for his 2nd tour. Winner: McCain.

Obviously there are a whole lot of other issues that I could (and probably should) address but, this post is already a lot longer than I intended and I haven’t gotten to the thing I hold the highest opinion on. So I’m gonna move on. Considering I’m a Republican though, it’s a safe bet to assume that I’ll lean towards McCain on just about all of the rest.

So…as you can see, in background, I’m pretty split down the middle of these two candidates. It is only their position on issues that makes me lean towards McCain. But that, again, is because of my background and the fact that I too – at least as far as issues go – am a Republican. It was bound to happen. So, based on all that I listed, it makes sense for me (that’s me, not you) to vote for McCain, wouldn’t you agree? In the bag. Done. Finito! Or so I thought…

Enter Vice Presidential candidates. If you don’t hate me yet, you probably will.

Confession: Mandy is sexist.

Hard to believe? Probably not. Refer to that "controversial" post and the reason 2/3 of the CABB group no longer speak to me and you’ll see that you already knew that. What’s funny is, most of the time when you say someone is “sexist,” it is assumed that they value their gender above the other. Not me. I’m the exact opposite (which is NOT reverse sexism people!!!) Sorry, flashback to my days at the EEOC…

“Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God…For man did not come from woman but woman from man; neither was man made for woman but woman for man.” –1 Corinthians 11:3,8-9

You had to know there was gonna be some Bible in here somewhere. Well, there it is. I get my Jesus star for the day. =) Kidding!!!

Anyway, so, if you haven’t already figured it out, I am having some struggle dealing with McCains choosing of Sarah Palin as his running mate. First of all, I can already see the arguments my Christian friends might have with equating this verse with this situation:

“But Mandy, McCain IS the head. Palin is just the Vice President. I could see how this argument would fit if Hilary was still in the running.” (Which it did, by the way.)

Or

“But Mandy, this verse is intended for marriage, not the presidential candidates.” (Prove it.)

And one step further…

“Well Mandy, do you have a problem with female bosses in businesses? What if Waddell & Reed got a female CEO?” (Answer: Yes and I’d quit.)

Please understand that I do not believe that women are not capable of doing the same things men do. Well, some really aren’t but, have you met my mother? I just think we’re (A) not supposed to, (B) don’t need too or, (C) shouldn’t. Take your pick. I apply the appropriate answer depending on the situation. With Palin, however, I can’t really figure out which response to specifically apply to her. Maybe, in this case, I don’t need to apply any. *Gasp!* “Wait! Are you saying you think a woman SHOULD be VP?!”

No. I’m not. But I’m not saying a woman shouldn’t either. Perhaps that verse DOES apply just to marriage. Perhaps it’s ok for women to be VP’s or P’s or CEO’s or any other letter or letters they wanna be. I’m not comfortable with it, but that alone doesn’t necessarily make it wrong for anyone but me personally. (Hence, why I’ve always been an “Assistant.”) Especially where Palin is concerned. As far as women go for being really good Presidential or Vice Presidential candidates, she pretty much takes the cake. I believe she truly has the ability, resume and general presence to do the job she’s running for.

Here’s the problem I do have with Palin:

Son Track (19) – Just deployed to Iraq
Daughter Bristol (17) – Pregnant, unwed
Daughter Willow (13) – 13 years old; enough said
Daughter Piper (7) – Hilarious and full of energy
Son Trig (4 months) – Down syndrome

This an argument that I’ve found is usually put out there by self-proclaimed Democrats. One said:

“I've had to chuckle over conservative pundits tripping over themselves with delight when they name Sarah Palin as the poster child for conservative women with family values. True heroines of conservative women, such as Dr. Laura Schlessinger, assert that parents, especially mothers, need to spend large quantities of time with their children and arrange their working hours so that one parent is always available to care for the children. In this framework, the concept of a feminist pro-life woman is oxymoronic; the life the woman is concerned about is her own.”

As harsh as this may be, I have to say that I agree with this opinion. Look at Palin’s situation. I am not a mother but motherly instinct tells me that, if you were to pick any one of those children, you’d have yourself a full-time job. Palin’s got 5!!

Now, who knows? Maybe she can co-lead a country and raise 5 children who could all use a little extra attention. Maybe Todd Palin wants to be a stay at home Dad and is really, really good at it. I don’t know. And I probably never will. But, as a conservative woman and (Lord willing) future mother, I do not condone her taking this on. At least not right now. Her children should be her first priority and I just cannot see anyway they could with the demand of what she is trying to do.

So here’s my dilemma: If I don’t condone her running alongside McCain in the first place, should I vote in a way that may allow her entry to the White House? Like I said, she IS a good candidate but I hold family values higher on my list of priorities than any other issue. So what now? Do I allow McCains choice in running mate to discredit my decision to vote for him? Afterall, I don’t think Obama is a BAD choice. I just don’t think he’s the BEST choice. But, then again, is McCain really the BEST choice? Reminds me of a quote by a noted scholar: “I’m pretty convinced that whoever it comes down to in the general election, it’s going to be like Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose.” Gah! *Tears hair out*

Maybe Jesus will come back before November 6. We can only hope and pray.

All my love my babies,

Mandy ><>

Mandy Is...

2008-09-16T10:23:00.001-05:00

...wondering if anyone would like to hear her opinions about the upcoming election...

Definition of an Awesome Weekend:

2008-09-09T09:00:00.003-05:00

In case you can't tell, that's my Daddy baptizing my boyfriend. Currently the two men I respect the most in this world. God is sooo good! =)

"When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought joy to my soul."

Lost...

2008-08-21T11:32:00.000-05:00

Well, in an attempt to make things a little brighter around here, I managed to lose a few of you. If you read this and don't see your name to the right, leave me a comment so I can get you back!

*Hugs!*

Mandy

NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!

2008-08-18T16:17:00.002-05:00

It's official, my boyfriend will be a Hilltopper!!
(Whatever that is...) =)

Austin got a call on Friday afternoon from the coaching staff at Western Kentucky University. As soon as he signs the internship contract, he'll be their newest addition! Wahoo!

Now all I need is that call from American Idol and both of our dreams will be within reach. =)

I hope this week finds you all counting your blessings, too!

Love love love love!!

-Mandy-

Did You Miss Me?

2008-08-07T13:28:00.004-05:00

'Cause I totally missed you!! I just noticed it's been almost a month since I last posted. Well that just won't do. No bueno. Sorry kiddos. I was waiting for more pics to post from the weddings I attended last month but I just can't wait any longer. I miss you too much! =)

Well, I suppose we'll start there.

Something Old, Something New...

I had the pleasure of standing next to 2 of the most beautiful brides that have ever said "I do" about a month ago in Lubbock. Both weddings were so incredibly beautiful. Mandy has her pics out already so I'll let you preview those and promise to get Heather's on here ASAP.

First of all, let me inform you that all of these photos were taken by Niki's Photography (I have a blogger link to her on the right, too). She's amazing! Go check her out.

Ok, here we go!

Despite the sun that was burning my retinas the whole time, it was one of the most beautiful weddings I've been in (and if you know how many weddings I've been in, that's a HUGE deal).

Heather's was completely different but also one of the most beautiful I've ever been in. I can't wait to show you pics from hers!

Other than that, it was a joy to see Aaron, Dusty, Nathan and my brothers in TX and have lunch with KJ and Harrison on the way (mmm Braums). I love that I have all these boys in my life watching out for me. My brothers still inspire me every day, KJ and Harrison always make me laugh, Nathan gives the best hugs, Dusty does everything he can to convince me he's not still stalking me and Aaron...he does all of the above. =) I love you all!

In Other News...

Well, speaking of boys in my life who watch out for me, I know you're all anxious to hear the latest on that tall boy that I have in my life. If not, feel free to skip this part. But know this: You suck. =)

Austin and I are doing very well, thank you. Better and better every day. Which is ridiculously new for me. Usually, by this point, I can see things start to go downhill but there are no signs of that right now. Sure, we have our low moments and tough situations but, overall, things are fantastic.

You'll also be happy to know that we've settled on a church family situation. We're going to Southside in Lawrence. For those of you that have been on this blog journey with me a long time, it's the church I attended when I lived in Lawrence and that my parents have been members of since I was in high school. I know, I'm shocked too. But God knows better than I do and, from the look of things, it's one of the smarter decisions I've made this year. The reasons I wanted out of Southside a year ago simply don't hold up anymore. People change and so do their needs. Austin has found what he needs there and so have I. Plus, it's been a blessing to have my parents around a little bit more (who both love Austin, just so you know).

Other than that, there's not much more to update you on. I do have a few prayer requests though, if you don't mind:

Austin is beginning to apply for his internship in the spring and has his hopes set on Western Kentucky where he has a few connections. Please pray that God sends him where He wants him and that it's a good place for him to grow in every way.

My brother Jason is struggling a little with Texas Tech and his grad school situation. At this point, we're not sure what's going to happen but he already lives and works there.

As for me, I need strength. And lots of it. I've recently taken on a 2nd job like I usually do in the fall in an attempt to get caught up on some debt and get ready for the holiday season. I'm working nights and weekends at Lifeway. The job is a piece of cake, really and a great way to make a little extra$ (just enough to pay for gas) but it's taxing in other ways. In the end, it's good though and I'm grateful to have found it.

Also, I am still dealing with a little leftover dirt from the OP incident that I could use continued prayer on. I thank those of you who have been helping me deal with this, in whatever way. It's been rough but I think it's almost over.

Lighten Up...

Well I absolutely hate leaving these posts on sad notes so we're gonna do some fun stuff now before I say "adios."

Blessings my babies!
-Mandy-

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." -John 8:32

Amarillo by Mornin...

2008-07-10T14:48:00.004-05:00

Actually, it's Lubbock by night. Saturday night! Holy cow, kids. Do you know I haven't been to Lubbock in almost 2 years? What's up with that?! Well, it's high time we remedy that so...ready or not, here I come!

Here's why I'm going:

These are my 2 best girl friends in the whole world: Heather and Mandy. Aren't they pretty?! =) They are (ever so cruelly and yet wonderfully), getting married within 24 hours of each other. And I'm in both weddings. Goo?! You betcha. But I love it. I'm thrilled beyond belief actually.

Plus, since they are so graciously getting married in Lubbock, I get these extra-added perks along the way:

Hurray!!!

If you wanna be added to that list, I've got about 5 minutes left open in my schedule. Get with me soon!

In Other News...

Well, in case you're wondering, Austin and I are still doing wonderfully. We had a great trip down to his hometown last week where I met his mother and the youngest sister. I ended up getting a little more than I bargained for when a few uncles showed up with their families. They tried to give me a hard time but understimated my ability to handle inappropriateness of extended family (I am half McNutt afterall). Haha!

Anyway, his family rocks. I'm especially excited by the addition of 2 younger sisters that I'm getting. Katie and Micah are 18 and 21 and are just plain awesome. And he's such a great big brother. He's very protective of them which sometimes bleeds over into me. I love that. =)

Anyway, so we're doing very well. Things are so simple with him. I'm in a constant state of relaxation when he's around that I seriously needed in my life. It's wonderful.

Other than that, I'm doing quite a bit these days. Busy but exciting times:

I got a raise this morning at work after my 6-month eval that went very well and still think I have the world's greatest job (though I'm getting increasingly more jealous of Cara's life with each passing day). =)

Austin has also thankfully taken on the tideous task of searching for a new church home with me. And that's the first time I've made that information public. I am somewhat sad to leave CABB but also quite relieved. Your heart can only take so much sometimes. But, luckily, the ones that know me well understand my need and I have managed very minimal friend loss through the oreal. I am very grateful for that. I am excited to find a new family and begin my work once again the way I believe my Father would want me too. It has also been quite the blessing in my relationship with Austin and, I believe, is one of the reasons things are going so well. I'm more than thrilled to have a boyfriend who shares my interest in the church and the Lord.

Jason is gone back to Lubbock to pursue a Master's degree at Tech and, though I am sad to have him so far away, have already noticed that we talk more than we did when he was here. I am blessed to have such inspiring little brothers. Last I checked however, things were a little more difficult on Jason than he orginally planned. Prayers for a sucessful school year for him would be greatly appreciated.

Um...well I think that about covers all the basics. To sum up: Life is good. Life is really good. My one concern is a significantly moth-filled bank account but that's becoming quite the normal occurance in my life and, therefore, simply doesn't affect me as much as it used to. Which is probably not a good sign but whatever. =)

I hope all my trustly blog readers are well and happy and feel as blessed as I do. Love you all!

-Mandy-

"For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind."
– II Timothy 1:7

Meet Austin

2008-06-27T10:54:00.015-05:00

This is Austin:

Austin was born in Salina, KS:

He has 2 beautiful baby sisters, Micah and Katie
(that he loves more than anything in the world):

Austin is really, really cool:

He loves all things Basketball:

But especially this guy:

And will one day he will coach one of these teams:

(Boo...)

(Please oh please oh please!)

Sometimes Austin reminds me of this guy:

Because he's white but just a little bit gangsta:

Even in his taste in music:

But what's my favorite thing about Austin?
The fact that I'm wearing the highest pair of heels I own in this pic:

And that he's responsible for the smile on my face.

He looks forward to meeting all of you, too.

The Wrong Idea...

2008-06-17T14:19:00.002-05:00

A pretty popular Kansas City area comedian and good friend of mine wrote the following on his MySpace blog this morning (I apologize in advance for some of his words):

Who’s Jesus?

i just don't like religion. it really bothers me actually. (george carlin) "there's a magic man in the sky, who is all knowing, all powerful, and he has a list of 10 things that you should Never do, and if you do any of those ten things, you will spend Eternity in a fire pit of suffering and torture and burning in hell for all of time...

but he loves me.

he loves me...and he needs...

MONEY! always asking for money."

i think the bible was written about 40 years AFTER the time of jesus. there were over 100 historians and scholars that lived during that time, and not one of them wrote about him. You would think that a guy that could walk on water and rise from the dead would make the papers.

i think that the story of jesus is the story of our sun in the sky. its the 'sun of god'. giving life to the world. well, in the wintertime, the days get shorter and shorter, and the sun appears to move south in the sky. on or around december 20th, the days are as short as they will be all year. they call this 'the death of the sun'. for three days, the days don't get longer or shorter, but appear to stay the same. after three days, the days begin to get longer. this is 'the resurrection'. we celebrate the resurrection of 'the sun' on easter, because that's the spring equinox, when the daytime is officially longer than the night.

basically, jesus is a fictional story based on the pagan beliefs of nature.

when i was 6, i was wearing my dad's cowboy boots and slipped in a gravel driveway and was knocked out cold for hours. when i awoke, i had no idea that any time had passed. i think that's what happens when you die. there's no heaven, no hell, it's just over. and there's nothing wrong with that. religion is just a lie to help people feel like there's more. i believe that we are meant to make our mark, leave our mark on the earth, and after that, it's over.

religious organizations pay no taxes, it's a multi billion dollar industry. and if anyone asks "hey, isn't this bullshit?", then they're blasphemous.

religion is a way for people to answer the questions that we don't have answers to. the greeks or something, they had gods for everything. the rain, the moon, fire, etc. over time, scientists have figured out that "no, god didn't make the rain, it's actually a result of this...". so then the people were like, "oh, okay well then there's no rain god, but there's Definately these other gods"

and now all religion has left is "where do we come from?" and "where do we go?" but that's fine. that's all they need.

so, lets see what religion gives us: it gives money to the people in charge, the people who know the real truth (that it's all lies), takes money from the people who believe it, people who are mostly poor, or suffering.

because that's when people turn to religion, when things get tough. "oh god, please help me out of this situation."

i don't buy it.

Typos, grammar and capitalization aside, I have just one thing to say: How sad.

How sad that he confuses Jesus with “religion.”
How sad that he is more inclined towards creation than the Creator.
And how sad that you can literally feel the lack of hope my friend has.

I am, however, quite interested by his opinions of Jesus being, in actuality, a story of the “sun of god” and how he compares certain acts of nature with the story of the resurrection. What a fascinating observation! Even though I am more inclined to believe that it is nature corresponding with the story of Jesus rather than the other way around, those are some extremely interesting thoughts.

But, to me, the what isn’t as important as the why. I can’t help but think where he managed to get these ideals. At the beginning of his blog, he quotes another comedian: George Carlin. Some of you may remember George as the father of Ben Affleck in Jersey Girl or the first host of SNL way back in the day. As a fellow comedian, my friend can easily identify with him so I did some research on him. Wikipedia has a section under his name entitled “Religion” and lists the following for him:

Although raised in the Roman Catholic faith, Carlin has often denounced the idea of God in interviews and performances, most notably with his "Invisible Man in the Sky" and "There Is No God" routines. In mockery he invented the parody religion Frisbeetarianism for a newspaper contest. He defined it as the belief that when a person dies "his soul gets flung onto a roof, and just stays there", and cannot be retrieved.

Carlin has joked that he worships the Sun, because he can actually see it, but prays to Joe Pesci (a good friend of his in real life) because "he's a good actor", and "looks like a guy who can get things done!”

Carlin also introduced the "Two Commandments", a revised "pocket-sized" list of the Ten Commandments in his HBO special Complaints and Grievances, ending with the additional commandment of "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."

So…my question now is: How do these men come up with these ideals?

At the risk of incriminating myself (again), I’ll share what I wrote to my friend in response to his blog:

I read your most recent blog and just had to comment. How interesting! I especially like your opinions about Jesus being, in actuality, a story of the "sun of god" and your connections of nature to the story of the resurrection. I've never heard it like that before.

However, the struggle I face is trying to figure out how nature manages to, in a sense, run itself. Also, how could a large number of people, who all lived at different times, manage to view all these events of nature in the same way and come up with the same story enough to turn out an entire book based on one man?

Granted, my thoughts on the matter come from a pretty strict Christian upbringing but I've found myself a lot more open-minded due to some recent events with some fellow “Christians.” But, ultimately, I don't like to leave things unresolved so I constantly question. Thanks for making me think a little today. =)

In truth, I wrote this mostly because I felt like I needed to say something. I don’t believe all that much in “accidents” so I don’t think my happening onto his blog was a mistake. If he doesn’t reply and that’s the end of it, so be it but, I’m starting to believe that, if we let things like this go unanswered, it’s worse than any fight that may come from commenting. If we stop questioning things that come up and immediately dismiss them, either because we’re afraid of a fight or think the other holds no authority on the matter, how will we ever find the right answer? I don’t have it. You don’t have it. I believe no one on earth has a full comprehension of God. It would be like trying to explain the internet to an ant. Our heads would explode! But, I also think that, if we could fully understand Him, He wouldn’t be God.

I had and have no intention of fighting with my friend on this matter or any other that may come up as a result of his blog. That would be useless and won’t get us anywhere. Plus, why? Why would you fight with someone about what they have come to believe? Especially if you don’t know him. He may be a good friend of mine but, ultimately, I don’t know him from any other stranger on the street. I don’t know if he had a rough upbringing or if life is extremely tough for him right now. Any number of things could’ve lead him to believe the things he does and who am I to judge him for drawing those conclusions based on what he knows? After all, I’ve done the exact same thing.

We are all a product of our surroundings. How we were raised, the people we talk to, the places we frequent, the books we read. All of it contributes to who we are today and who we are becoming. Remember that the next time you meet someone you don’t like. You can’t hate people for who they are. How ridiculous is that? And you can’t scoff at people because they aren’t as smart as you or don’t dress the same or are a constant annoyance. Who we are is determined by whatever life we are thrown into.

That’s why it’s important not to judge people right away and to be a good friend, a good neighbor, a good parent or sibling, a good co-worker. The people around you influence you as much as you influence them. Stop worrying about what others are doing or not doing. You are responsible for you. Think of it this way: If a child is neglected by a parent, who is to blame? The parent or the child? If that parent shows up in court and says, “Well, my child is just weird. Our personalities clash and we don’t have anything in common,” judge and jury would go nuts! Put every one you know and meet in this scenario and be the parent. Take initiative and pay attention to the child. You might just find out you both have the same DNA after all.

Blessings,
Mandy ><>

Movin on Up!!

2008-06-03T15:34:00.005-05:00

Hello my babies! Did you miss me? Aww, that’s so sweet! =)

So…I’ve been moving. In every sense of the word. Here’s the 4-1-1:

Since I started this new position almost 6 months ago, the part of the building the Exec’s (2 of which are my bosses) are supposed to be in has been under construction. We were in a temporary (ahem, crappy) section of the building until they finished. Well, they finished last week. To my chagrin…

You see, when you’re a personal assistant and not just a secretary, you get extra special duties. Like packing up both of your bosses offices in between your own. Booo. And, being that one of my bosses is the VP of Accounting, I’ll just let you imagine the ridiculous amount of fileage that man has in his office. Blech.

But, of course I got it all done. In record time. Was there ever any doubt? I didn’t think so.

The really tough part about the moving of 3 people at work was that there was also the moving of 3 people at home AT THE SAME TIME! Yup. Audra, Sawyer and I all moved into our new place this last weekend. So, everyday last week went a little something like this: Wake up, go to work, pack at work for 8 hours, go home, pack for 2 hours, hang with CABB, pack for 2+ more hours, go to sleep, repeat. Unfortunately, life doesn’t put itself on hold just so you can pack so, by Friday, those late night packing session had caught up to me. But that’s when the real work started…

So, after the packing comes the moving. Friday at work was the start of that. There was lots of box-carrying and cart-pushing. So much fun to do in heels, let me tell ya. Especially on little to no sleep. It was just plain awful. At one point, I actually ran into a wall. I don’t think I’ve ever been that tired in my life. Luckily, my boss noticed it and kicked me out a little early so I could go home and rest. Haha! Yeah, right.

I went home and started packing again but found out that our softball game was actually going to be on. Of course it was. We’ve only played 2 games all season but the one day Mandy needs free, play ball! And, to make matters worse, it was a double-header. Kill me. But, somehow, I made it thru. By the time I got home that night, I was so beyond exhausted it’s not even funny. But there was no time for sleep! Moving day was coming and Mandy was WAY behind.

I got up around 7am on Saturday morning, chugged some coffee, went to buy donuts for those that were coming to help me and hit the ground running. I was still way behind when my help started to arrive around 10:30 but thank the Lord I have the greatest mother in the entire world. She got everything organized while my Dad, Cody and Tyler got everything packed up in the vehicles. It was simply amazing how well it went. And, thanks to the glory that is Cody’s Tundra, Eli, it only took 2 trips to get everything to the new place!

That day is a huge blur to me. I remember doing everything and nothing. Probably because I was exhausted but had to keep moving. But I do know that it was shocking to me just how well everything went. With only the added help of Audra’s brother, Jason and Cara later on, we managed to get all 3 of us completely in our new place by 2pm. I couldn’t believe it.

That night, I made an appearance at the OP Youth Group’s big summer kickoff party. My boys of The Inside Draw were playing so I couldn’t miss it. I even got a song dedication from my favorite singer. =) AND!!! The best part: I got to see some of my Princesses!! Ashley and Lauren, two of my girls from camp the past few years, were both there. You have no idea how happy that made me. Until they asked if I was coming back this year. Boo…

Anyway, it was a really good time. Afterwards, Audra, Sawyer and I had decided that the unpacking could wait for one night: We wanted to celebrate! We got all dressed up and went to Red Lobster. Mmmm…

After that, I got the pleasure of seeing my good old friend JP!!! She is living in downtown KC for the summer doing some good ‘ole JP-type work. Being Jesus. =) I’m looking forward to seeing more of her this summer.

Finally, it was time to return home and get our pretty little carcasses in bed. Or so we thought. Tyler and Jeremy came over to our new digs and managed to set off the alarm we didn’t know how to use. That’s only mediocrely hilarious at midnight. =) But we finally got it figured out and I got my bed set up and hit the pillow harder than I’ve ever hit it in my life. Thank you, Jesus.

Sunday was another ultra-productive day. For me and the baby (Sawyer), anyway. Audra was the good roommate and went to church and then had quite a day of errands to run so Sawyer and I decided to surprise her by having as much done as possible before she got back. And man did we! The kitchen was complete and the living room almost complete when she returned. It was awesome. I then finished my bathroom and started on my room. It still has a little work to go but it’s coming along and starting to feel like home. Hurray!

After all that we went to the weekly Sunday night CABB cookout and then had some people over to our new digs for a movie. Despite some major drama peppered in, we had a good time. I went to bed exhausted yet again and not ready for Monday.

But alas, Monday came. And I was left with the unwelcome task of unpacking even more stuff. I had to get all those files re-filed and then get 3 desks set up. Not the best day to wear the new shoes…

But now it’s Tuesday. And it’s all over. Almost. I still have a little work to do in my room but I’m gonna let it rest for now. I have to finish it all by Sunday but I’m pretty moved out at this moment. Plus, there are much more important things going on right now. For instance:

Today is my baby brother’s 21st birthday!! Isn’t that nuts?! Geez, I’m old. Anyway, even though he probably won’t see it, here’s my tribute to one of my favorite brothers:

I present to you...

The Many Faces of Jeremy Smith

He was a little chubby when he was born but he sure was cute!

One day he taught himself how to play the guitar. And it stuck.

He's pretty cool

And sometimes a little gangsta.

But mostly he's quite the nerd,

And sometimes a little special.

His true talent is in Halloween costumes,

Romancing the women,

And entertaining others.

And in just being weird.

But he's my baby brother and I love him.

Happy Birthday Jeremy!!!

Adios Winter Blues!

2008-05-19T10:03:00.010-05:00

There are no words to express how much I love the summer!

I love the warmth from the sunshine! I love the return of dear friends from college! I love flip flops! I love camping trips! I love my tan and ultra-blonde hair! I love frisbee in the park! I love all the wedding cake! I love picnics! I love swimming! I love the memories!

Here are some of my favorite memories from summers gone by:

These are extremely old school shots from high school! (Wow....)

Haha, great trip to Worlds of Fun!

If I remember correctly, we went to some museum and then stopped at a Golden Corral on the way back where I stole an entire bag of gummy bears!

Senior Trip to Washington, D.C.!!

Exactly 2 years and 3 days ago, I got Black Betty!!!

Liberty, indeed!

Some of my favorite memories: Choir tour!!

Uncle Phil really IS our hero!! (This was from my very last concert. *Tear*)

At Dick's Last Resort in San Antonio!
(My hat says "Will Poot for 25¢ - that's probably true...)

This picture captures our personalities perfectly.

One of my all-time favorite pics!
Choir with both my brothers was one of the greatest blessings of my life.

But the best Choir tour: AUSTRALIA!!

Look! There it is!!

Group shot with Sydney Opera House backdrop! (Nope, the REAL Sydney Opera House!!)

The best host family (and packing partner) EVER!

Great times with Hawks for Christ:

We practically LIVED at Clinton Lake in the summer of '06!

Don't worry, I got him back.

That's one hardcore lookin softball team!

You know I can't talk about summer without mentioning CAMP!!

My Princesses from last year. Awww!

Counselors are such great role models.

The Chicky-chicky mail call hour!

Ultimate Frisbee in the pouring rain!!

And some randoms:

Caribbean cruise Summer '05!!

What's summer without America's favorite sport? The Royals!!

Or the T-bones!! (Me and Sizzle get down!)

The Head-On Collision filled up last summer for me with lots of concerts.
One more summer before the break up! ='(

My favorite cousin and his best friend stop by on their annual motorcycle trip to buy me a drink or two.
(Or three...) =)

Lots of hot summer days have been spent getting Tallgrass ready!

(That tree is much heavier than it looks.)

Still the greatest birthday party I've ever thrown! I love it when he's happy. =)

But who wouldn't be happy with Enrique EnGROSSious at your party?!

Cheap, plastic, glow-in-the-dark jewelry + fake Transformers tattoos = Happy Fourth of July!!

Oh yeah! There was this one time that I graduated. =)

I wasn't really there for this pic but I love it and think it's a great summer pic!
It even made the LCU Calendar!!

And now: Hurray for Summer '08!! I can't wait!!

Love you all! Get some sun!

Mandy

PS - Please prove to me that I don't have to write something controversial just to get comments... =)

Revamp!

2008-05-05T14:01:00.015-05:00

Well we all know this isn't gonna be short, so let's get started! =)

First of all, thank you to everyone who commented on my last post. I really appreciate ALL the feedback I got. I know I caused some grief with it and I apologize for that but I hope things will soon be resolved. One thing I will say: Please don't EVER be afraid to tell me how you truly feel about me or something I've said, either here or in person. My best friends are the ones that tell me to my face when I'm off my rocker about stuff. Even if they're wrong. =p But seriously, don't hold back if you feel like giving your opinion. What kind of person would I be if I told you mine and didn't listen to yours? Plus, if you're holding back, I can tell. And that feeling absolutely sucks. We don't always have to agree (and we probably won't) but we should always feel we can be honest with each other. Especially if we are a family. Don't avoid me, talk to me.

Ok, so now that that's out, let's get on with life! I have a load of stuff to update you beautiful people on!!

New Beginnings

I am in love with that subtitle. Those of you who know me really well know how much I love change. Well...change is coming! I mentioned in the last post that I'll be moving at the end of May. Well, now I have a place to move to! Audra, Sawyer and I found place to live and signed all the paperwork for it last Saturday! We're so excited! The best part is, it's about 4 blocks from where I'm living now. Haha! Isn't that great?! I can't wait!! If you're not busy on May 31, come help me lift that huge entertainment center! =)

As evident by the beautiful weather we're having, the summer is quickly approaching. Hallelujah! I love summer so very very much! And what a great summer it's gonna be! Here's a quick glance at my summer calendar:

June (as always) is mostly the month of birthdays:
3 - Jeremy
7 - Jackson
12 - Mandy
17 - Daddy
17 - Mandy hits the 6-month mark in her new position at W&R. This could mean 1 of 2 things:
1) Mandy gets canned (Yikes!) or;
2) Mandy get's a raise! (Hurray!)
21 - Mindy and Vern get hitched! Holy cow!!
22 - Gramma Smith

July is going to be busy busy but oh so very much fun!
2 - Warped Tour!! I just love music. =)
4 - Independence Day! (Hurray for America, hot dogs and fireworks!)
13-20 - The week to end all weeks!! I'm going to TEXAS!!!
18 - Mandy & Michael get hitched! HURRAY!!!
19 - Heather & Luke get hitched! HURRAY!!!
22 - Jason's Birthday
26 - Jeni & Kyle get hitched!
31 - Mom's Birthday

Whew! That's gonna be one heck of a great summer if you ask me! =)

Sacrifices

So, if you've been paying really good attention, perhaps you noticed that something quite important was missing from that summer schedule: Camp. Yes, well...

Unfortunately due to the timing of everything and my lack of desire to put my job at risk, I had to forego my dream of co-directing Camp Tallgrass/Chihowa this year. Trust me, this was not an overnight decision and it was the most difficult one I've had to make in awhile. But I truly believe it'll be for the best. I want to be able to commit as much time and assistance as I can to Heather and Mandy because they both deserve it more than anyone else I know and, as such, am taking off quite a bit of time from work to do so. If I was to take off the necessary amount for camp as well, that would leave me working less than half the month of July and using all my vacation time. In my position, not only is that not a good idea, but it is dangerous. Taking off such a large block of time would be detrimental to my bosses and, therefore, me.

I am still praying everyday for the success of Tallgrass '08 and am hoping to help as much as possible with any preliminary work that I can. I just can't imagine making it through the year without being involved at all. But, fear not, my babies! Mandy plans to make a glorious return for the grand opening of the real Tallgrass in '09!! Just try and stop me! =)

Endings

I attended Taylors graduation last Saturday and it was extremely bittersweet. I couldn't be more proud of him but I am going to miss him like crazy when he leaves to attend York in the fall.

Other friends have or are getting ready to embark in their "real-life" journies, too: Heather, Nathan, Mandy & Michael, all of the other THOC boys, and some of my favorites from the OP Youth Group.

We had a going away party last Saturday for a CABB friend who is leaving at the end of this week to pursue his career. One of my favorites and one of the greatest men I've ever met. That friendship that was way, way too short.

Jason is leaving in about a month to return to Lubbock for grad school at Texas Tech. I'm so proud of him and know he really needs it but what am I going to do without one of my best friends?

My LL made a big life decision to forego his "classroom" education and pursue life instead. I couldn't be more terrified and excited for him. I'm so proud of his reasoning but can't help but worry about him and his future. But the once-long-lost happiness I've been hearing in his voice recently helps and maybe this means I'll get to see him more!

I just received word that a very dear friend lost his job today. I know that sounds horrible and, in a sense, is. But, it's also a blessing. That job has been bringing him down for quite some time, especially the last few weeks and I'm glad he finally has an excuse to pursue something that will really make him happy. He sees it the same way. Since it's not public knowledge yet, I'm not going to tell you his name but will ask for prayers for him in his search. That's a tough road that's never pleasant for anyone.

So I have to admit that, while I am thrilled beyond words for all of these things and the joy they are bringing to people that I love, I can't help but feel a little...left behind. Even though there are a lot of good things on the horizon and even though I really do love change, I can't help but feel the tiniest bit of grief for these things that are blossoming into new stages of life. It simply feels so odd to not have something really big currently planned for some time in the future. Normally, when I start to feel this way, I create a big change. I move to another state, I find a new job, I take on a new project. But, unfortunately, all I could pull off was 4 measely blocks. Not even a zip code change...

But I'm trying really hard to count my blessings: I'm not moving because I love where I live. I'm not getting a new job because I love my job and this company. And I got rid of my one project because I love my sisters very much and want more than anything to be a part of one of the biggest days of their lives. When I put it all in that perspective, I don't really need change, huh? When things don't feel right, you change. Or you should. But what about any of that didn't sound all kinds of right to you?

I love you all so dearly. And I can't wait to hug you! Yes, even you. =)

-Your Mandy-

"But we are not of those who shrink back and are destroyed,
but of those who believe and are saved." -Hebrews 10:39

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2008-04-22T09:43:00.003-05:00

Alright kids, buckle your safety belts. You didn't ask for it, but it's coming anyway. So, in the wise words of a short, plump, red and blue plumber: "Here we go!" (Props to you if you get that reference.)

The Good News...

So I had the immense pleasure of spending the past weekend at a retreat hosted by the Cats for Christ out of Manhattan. I've attended their Spring Retreat for the past 3 years and, after the bust that was the CABB retreat (that's right, I said it), I decided that it couldn't hurt to try another. Especially since past experience gave me reason to believe it would be exactly what I needed. Thank God for tradition. (That statement will be the theme for this post, by the way.)

Though I only get to see most of the group once a year, the Cats never cease to amaze me. They have the amazing ability to make anyone feel like they belong. I'll talk more about why this is especially meaningful to me in a moment but, I wanted to go ahead and put it out there since this is the "Good News" section. They are a wonderful group of Christian people and I'm honored every time I get to spend time with any of them. I didn't even mine the long road trip with Mario and Bill. Salt of the earth, those guys. Plus, when I stand between them, I feel like I have bodyguards. =) I do.

Anyway, so the retreat was phenomenal. Our small group was absolutely wonderful and probably the most rewarding for me. It felt good to have deep, meaningful conversations again. I didn't realize how much I'd been missing God. They re-confirmed my slightly faltering belief that it's impossible to be a complete/fulfilled child of God without spending time with his other children. I just needed to find children that wanted to spend time with me. Todd Lollar, our extremely gifted speaker was also one of the most inspiring people I've ever met. Plus, he has an affinity for local music, so he must be a good guy. =)

Other than that, I have a few other "Good News" items that I'll briefly touch on:

You'll be glad to hear that Chris and I finally had "the conversation." Via email. But that's ok. I take what I can get. =) We've mutually decided that pursuing a relationship would be a bad idea and, while I am a little sad, I'm more relieved. As much as I care for him and he for me, it's just not enough for us to hang around for 9 months and hope that, when he returns, things wouldn't be like they were this last time. That thought terrified me. But, we parted ways very civilly and will remain friends. He's still fighting and, unlike a lot of people, I still get it. We both needed a friend more anyway.

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this yet but I will be moving again at the end of May. Sorry my Texas friends, I'm only going to another area of KC. =) I'm really excited though. I've taken on 2 good friends as roommates and we are searching frantically for a place to reside. This means, among other things, a great financial relief for Mandy. And hopefully the return of Not Stressed and 'Sure I Can Come Visit You' Mandy. Double hurray for that!

And last, but most definitely not least: Crazy wedding stuff. I mentioned in the last post that it was 96 days til Heathers wedding. That count is down to 88 now and I need to get on the ball. But...I have new news to make this whole situation both fantastic and more nuts: My other best friend in the whole world (Mandy - yes Cara, that Mandy), is getting married in 87 days!!! That's right, my two best friends are getting married withing 24 hours of each other. Are you freakin kidding me?! Needless to say, I have a love/hate relationship with both of them right now. =) Just kidding girls!! I most definitely couldn't be more excited. And I'm just thankful you're both getting married in Lubbock. But if you think you're not having a joint bachelorette party, you're nuts! =) So yeah, that's on my to-do list for the extreme near future. And I refuse to believe that my life was the inspiration for the movie 27 Dresses.

The Bad News...

As much as I hate to end with this, I wanted to allow the people that don't read all of my blog to get the good stuff before they hit that red X up in the right-hand corner. The following is the promised explanation of my current annoyance with the church of Christ. However, thanks to the Cats Retreat, I've discovered that my qualms are not against the cofC after all. They are more or less against those that (in my opinion) are making the rest of us look bad. So there you go. Feel free to opt out of reading at any moment.

Let me express one more time and in all caps that this is, in every possible way MY OPINION. I am not trying to preach at anyone and I definitely won't make you feel like a horrible person if you don't agree with me. I am aware of the fact that my opinions are slightly more conservative than that of most of my peers. I do not apologize for that nor expect an apology from anyone else. Our beliefs are just that: Ours. We are all still learning everyday. And if you're not, that's where the problem lies.

So, in the past few months, things have been gradually taking hold of my heart and causing major discontent in my life. I know it's been evident in my attitude and demeanor and I apologize for any offense I may have caused because of it. The only excuse I can muster is that people turn into monsters when they think humans are the worst creatures on this earth.

I know that's not a fair statement and, if I was to really be honest with myself, it wouldn't be a true statement either. I just said that so you might have some vague conception of how I've been feeling about a lot of the people around me lately. First of all, unfortunately, that CABB group that I once spoke so highly of has recently been faltering in a lot of ways. I saw inevitable destruction a few months ago but seem to have chosen the wrong way to go about solving the problems before they started.

Here are the main points that have been bothering me:

I've always enjoyed the CABB group because there is always something going on. When things first got kickin, we went thru withdrawals if we spent more than 24 hours apart. I really liked that. It feels really good to be part of a group that can't seem to get enough of you. However, there was something missing. Turns out: It was Jesus. Pretty awesome considering we're supposed to be a "church group" huh?

Anyway, the deal is, we were always together but rarely studying the Bible (food). 3 nights a week we play some sort of league sport, the rest we eat together at BWW or some other loud restaurant where serious talks are discouraged by the atmosphere. Wednesday night was "Guest Speaker Night" for awhile there. It was cool in that we would have a new person from some walk of life who was involved in the church come and speak to us about their duties in serving the Lord and his people. Nothing particularly bad about that and we got to know a lot of the members but, to me, no food. OP also does the Sunday night Lifegroup instead of church thing that a lot of churches have gone too in the past few years. Again, I don't particularly have a problem with that, as long as we're studying the Bible. Problem is, we weren't. One of the ministers at OP had made a CD-rom study with his own questions. There were Bible verses here and there but most of the time, only 2 of us even brought our Bible.

I think the proverbial "poop hitting the fan" point came one night during a Wednesday night class. Our speaker did not show up that evening and so we asked the elder in charge of our group if he could "wing it" for us. He happens to be a very well-educated man and someone I like quite a bit so I was pleased. And I was correct in assuming he would do something from the Word. So he spoke for a little bit and then told us to "Open our Bible to..." and I looked at one of the "leaders" of our group. He didn't have his. He saw the look on my face and said, "I didn't think I would need it!" I told him I never wanted to hear that statement from his mouth about the Bible again. That's when I knew things were bad...

After that night, I went to that elder and told him my concern. I asked if he would be willing to volunteer to teach the class on Wednesday nights so we could at least get something. To my pure joy, he said yes. Now I never miss Wednesday night. Though he is not perfect, he's very committed to the Word and absolutely loves in depth discussion. It's so fulfilling and has been such a blessing. Thank the Lord!

But, like some good things, this one came with a side of not-so-good. Before Curt took over our Wednesday night class, Sunday morning was the only time we seemed to crack open the Word at all. And I was grateful for that. I craved group study so bad I made sure to be awake and alert every Sunday morning without fail. But, once we started studying Bible on Wednesdays, it was as if the group couldn't take that much of it. Now we are going through a Max Lucado book. It's a decent enough book but, like I said, not food. And I've met Mr. Lucado and wasn't all that impressed. God, however, impresses me every day. =)

Anyway so the lack of Bible and desire to study the Bible as a group has really been bothering me. I've tried to fill the void with personal study but that's only been partially working. I have all these thoughts in my head and love the opportunity to get them out and see what others have to say in response. That's why I enjoyed our small group at the retreat so much last weekend. I can't even begin to describe the feeling I have after deep, meaningful discussions like that about something I never have to question the validity of.

Other than that, there have been quite a few other things that have been bothering me. These focus less on CABB and more on Christians and the church as a whole, however. The truth is, I'm terrified for the future of the church of Christ. I hear of greying lines all over the place:

A church once dear to my heart in the OKC area converts its service to instrumental.

A certain church of Christ sponsored sister school allows women to pray in chapel.

I've had 2 experiences in the past month of communion being somewhat less "communial" and more of an uncomfortable show. A Catholic-like process.

Holy cow, I probably just ticked a whole lot of my readers off. But you'll be ok. Let me remind you that I am simply expressing my opinion here. These things may just be pure "preference" and not "Salvation issues" but they are my "preferences." And this is my blog. =)

Instrumental music only really bothers me because I am a singer. And I believe everyone is. I don't think of it in terms of right and wrong. To me it's excess that we just don't need. We have plenty. No matter how tone deaf they may be, I've never heard anyone wo didn't sound absolutely amazing singing with all their heart: "Amazing Grace. How sweet the sound. That saved a wretch like me." It's about what you're singing, not how. Simply praise God.

My view of women's roles is the same: It's excess. While I do feel there is enough instruction to keep my thinking I need to keep my mouth shut, right or wrong really is not the issue. It's simply not needed. I know plenty of women in the church just as if not more active than the men. You just don't know it. Somewhere along the lines we women simply got unsatisfied with our determined roles and decided we wanted to do more. But c'mon girls! Sure we can lead singing, pray and serve communion just as well as any man. But how many men do you know can put a potluck together? Or visit widows or teach little children week after week or create bulletin boards or put together wedding and baby showers? We have plenty to do!! Why do we need to take the few things they can do from them? (No offense guys.) But seriously, we have enough. And if you feel like you don't, come see me. My mother, Helen Denton and I are overloaded.

And as far as communion goes, other than the Passover, there isn't much specific instruction. But I just can't get this verse out of my head: "A man ought to examine himself before he eats of the bread and drinks of the cup." (2 Cor. 11:28) I have a hard time doing that if I'm walking down the isle in front of the entire church.

So what's the solution? Well that's what I need you for. The 2 of you that made it through this whole post. =) Do I give up and accept things the way they are? Try another church? Try a whole other religion? Keep working at it until I'm blue in the face?

What do you think?

For now, I'm praying hardcore. And crying a lot. But I'm questioning, reading and am convinced that answers are coming. I just hope they come before that poop gets so deep I can't wade through. (That was disgusting...)

Have a blessed day my babies. And hang in there. One way or another, Jesus is coming soon.

Mandy

Update

2008-04-14T15:06:00.004-05:00

In 20 words or less:

KU: National Champions
Chris: Gone
Job: Secure (for now...)
New Love: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Heather Wedding: 96 days
Miss: ???

The expanded edition:

Well KU won the National Championship!!! Woot woot!! That was the coolest game of Basketball I've ever seen!If you missed it...well...you missed it! Rock Chalk!!

Chris left on Friday to return to Iraq. Before you ask, no we did not have "the conversation." Life is pretty much up in the air right now. For now, I can blame it on the simple fact we CAN'T talk about it (in that he's not settled over there yet enough to call) but I'm not so sure we'd actually talk about it if he was. He's called twice since he left just to inform me that he made it to GA and then Kuwait but said it would be a few days before I heard from him again. Normal? Yes. Annoying? You bet. I did write him quite the letter though (which we all know I'm pretty good at) laying my side out on the table. So now we wait. What do I want? Heck if I know...

I had a very important career-making/breaking day last week that went, by my standards, very well. There were a few bumps but nothing major and that's to be expected on someone's first crack at the companies biggest meeting. I'm proud of myself. Now I just have to wait for my 6-month review (June 17) to see if the bosses were equally impressed...

I've recently fallen in love with The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. It's an addiction I'm not in a hurry to overcome. Album: Don't You Fake It. Get. Listen. Love.

One of my bestest friends in the whole world and my favorite roomie of all time is getting married in only 96 days!! I'm really happy for her and can't wait! To be honest though, I'm mostly happy about the excuse to go back to Lubbock. It's been well over a year since I've been there and I'm missing lots of folks terribly. I'm pumped! Take off work now, LL. You're not leaving my side the whole time!

Besides the usuals (LL, Mandy, Heather, Jeremy, Cara & the boys...) I'm missing a whole lot of random people at this very moment and I'm not completely sure why. Current Mood: Emo. Beware.

And Shoutouts:

Twig: Hey buddy! How are my kids? Have you been contacted about doing anything for camp yet? I might hire you to help me more than you want too. Let me know if you're willing and I'll check with Smokster for the Ok.

Cara: I miss you guys so much! Please keep updating with pics. They make me so happy. =) Give the boys lots of love from Aunt Mandy.

Raul: Yo kid. Glad to hear the musical went well. Sorry I missed it. I'll be down for Heathers wedding but it's not looking like I'll get there before then. Just be around and watch out! =) Have a great week buddy!

Coming Soon:

Ready for Camp
Softball League
Mandy vs the cofC (specifically OP)
Moving...

Blessings and hugs my babies!
-Mandy-

"Pain is inevitable but misery is optional." -Tim Hansel

Rock Chalk!!!

2008-04-07T09:55:00.004-05:00

First thing's first:

GO KU!!!

Ok, that's better.

Retreat

Well...I'm exhausted. CABB Retreat was...productive. Yeah, that sounds upbeat. But seriously, we got the cabins almost completely finished!!! And, thanks to yours truly, the showers are ready to use! When we get running water of course. It was also really good to see Bill Carriger and one of my adopted Dad's (who says hi KJ!!) =)

Unfortunately, the spiritual part of the retreat left a lot to be desired. At least in my opinion. Booo. To be honest, I felt like I was at some other religions' retreat all weekend. I could be wrong but I'm about 90% sure the speaker wasn't even a member of the church of Christ. Not really my idea of a good thing. I wasn't impressed by his view of what the church should be nor his seemingly arrogant view of himself. It's not that he was wrong per se, but the church of Christ is defined world-wide by some very specific viewpoints (that I just happen to agree with, go figure), and he spit on some of them. I kept thinking about all the new people present that were getting a completely wrong idea of the church of Christ. Yuck.

I know that sounds terribly judgemental of me but the blog is built for me to vent, right? So that's what I'm doing. I do feel bad that my opinion of him is based only on what he spoke about but he didn't really give us a chance to get to know him otherwise. He got really clicky with 3 of the guys and didn't really spend much time getting to know the rest of us. It was sad.

But, at the same time, I'm partially glad this happened. I've been pushing back feelings of discontent with OP for awhile and I feel like this weekend has forced them to the front of my mind. Because I am a pretty conservative Christian (especially compared to others my age), there have always been small things about OP that have made me a little uncomfortable. Again, none of these things are "wrong" but they are all things that I feel push the limit a bit. But, because I have truly found a family there in the CABB group and other members (my idea of the whole point of church), have fallen in love with the youth group and feel like OP is a place that I can serve the way I should, I've pushed those slight discomforts aside. But now, thanks to this weekend, I'm going to have to do some reevaluating. Please pray for me in this situation and, if you've got some advice, hit me up with it!

Anyway...

Ok, enough of that. It depresses me. On to more juicy info ('cause I know that's what you want anyway).

Well Chris didn't go with me to the Retreat so I don't have a whole lot of new info to give you in that area. Except that I'm really happy by how much he missed me. We've pretty much spent 24/7 together since he got here and, apparently, that day and half away reminded him of how bad it sucks when I'm not around. Ha! Needless to say, he was reluctant to let me go to bed last night and is making me go with him to Larry for the game tonight. That's a big deal! He wants me to meet all his friends. =) Confession: I sure like him.

Unfortunately, he leaves on Friday. ='( Booo....

Something Extra

Ok, I believe I made a promise in my last post that I will keep now:

Twig - Hey buddy! I'm sorry you couldn't come to the Retreat but, hopefully, my post about it will make you feel a little better. I kinda wish you had been there so I could get your opinion but that's alright. Anyway, I hope you had a great weekend with your kids and I hope you have a fantastic week!!

Cara - Hey Sis!! Gosh I miss you! I've decided that you guys need to all move to KC. You'd have a free babysitter!! =) I love you!!

KJ - Yo! Dude, it was good to see your Dad this weekend. He's still as funny as ever. I wish you could've come. I could've used your opinion on the situation too. Plus, I didn't have anyone to make my s'mores for me! =) Hope you're well buddy! Miss ya!!

Well, that covers everyone. 3 comments. I'm pathetic. =) Wanna play again? Ok. Post = Shoutout. Go!

I love you all!!

-Mandy-

"May the Lord continually bless you with heaven's blessings as well as with human joys."

- Psalms 128:5

Posty McPosterson

2008-04-03T10:35:00.003-05:00

Alright already! Get off my back!! (That's my sad attempt at assuming you have all been checking daily for an update on my ever-increasingly crazy life.) Ahem...

New Boy

(Oh don't act all surprised. You had to know this was going to happen soon.)

The Dirt:
His name is Chris. Chris and I met via, ahem, Facebook. (Don't judge me! It's actually more interesting than that.) Go back and read the Feb. 27th post about the project I tried to start for the guys fighting overseas from church and you'll see the first mention of his name. What's that? You didn't read that post? Oh, well, how rude.

So Chris is in the Army and currently on his 2nd tour in Iraq. He signed up for only 1 tour a few years ago but go see the move "Stop-Loss" and you'll get an idea of the annoyance. But, just so you know, he didn't act like the weenie Ryan Phillippe portrays when he found out he was going back. Oops, did I say that out loud?

Anyway so Chris and I emailed back and forth for a few weeks. This is the part where normal people say, "We found out we had a lot in common." But have you ever known me to be normal? I didn't think so. Yeah, Chris and I have very little in common actually. In fact, I'm pretty sure I could list our commonalities on one hand:

--Church of Christ background (yippee!) - Though the Army tries very hard to rip the Jesus out of the most emphatic Christians, he still holds the values he learned. Especially regarding the roles of men and women in relationships. Bravo. His parents actually attend church at OP. I met them before him. They're great people.
--Sarcastic and occasionally mean sense of humor - We loooove backhanded compliments (i.e.: "You're a lot more fun when you're drunk." "Yes you do look fat in that. But I like it." And my personal favorite: "You're a tweener. Not hot but not ugly, somewhere in between.").
--A love for shopping, especially shoes (again, don't judge), motorcycles and Corvettes (really I just like anything fast and hot without a Ford symbol on it). This can all but summed up in one word: Materialistic. Shush. We pay our bills first. (Which is a lot easier when you make a good chuck of change and never spend it. What's he supposed to by in Iraq?!) =)

And the best and worst:
--An extremely passionate nature - It’s good because he understands why I get so crazy about things like the youth group, work and stupid little things. He loves it when I cry in a movie or freak out about stuff. And when we’re doing something fun, it’s always a total blast because we both get way into it. But, it’s bad because, when we fight, it’s World War III. And, because we don’t have a whole lot in common, those fights have come a few times in the short time he’s been here. So, when it’s bad, it’s really bad. But, when it’s good…well you get the point. And so far, those amazingly good times have far outweighed the bad times.

Vacation From My Vacation

So at this point, I imagine you’re thinking, “Now Mandy. How could you possibly allow yourself to get involved with a soldier fighting in Iraq?! Are you crazy?! You haven’t even met him!!” Dudes, give me some credit. As Chris would say, “This isn’t my first time at a rodeo, Cowboy.” Let’s rewind Mandy’s life and remember that she’s already met 3, count ‘em 3, guys from online dating sites. She also has an extremely close cousin who’s been in the Army for quite some time now. And, if all that fails, remember this: I’M NOT STUPID!!! Shocking, I know. But seriously, I’m not.

Chris started his 18-day R&R at home on the 24th. Because his family was gone, we met face to face for the first time at Kansas City International Airport (also not my first rodeo…) at 3:00am. He was even more handsome and tall than his pictures. (He’s 6’4” – yee-haw!!) =) After taking care of the R&R part (about 4 hours of sleep), we were off!

One of Chris’ brothers got married last Tuesday in OKC. At his request and because I missed the ski trip from the week before, I took the week off to accompany him to the wedding and then a honeymoon crashing in Branson. Woo-wee did we have ourselves a good 'ole time! (Ok, seriously, enough with the hick-ness already!) Branson was a lot of fun but, by the time we returned, I was so exhausted! I really needed a vacation from my vacation but, alas, the work will not do itself! (Meaning that, by this time, I’m pretty sure my bosses have no idea how to answer their own phones).

But, the good news is, there’s no end in sight! =) This weekend is the ever-anticipated CABB Retreat! Woot woot!! Dude, if you’re not going to be there, you are SO gonna miss out. Besides the chance to see Mandy in a hat (that’s what happens when she can’t wash her greasy head for 2 days), there’s gonna be some majorly good singin, learnin, workin, sharin, and carin! I’m so pumped! I missed the Fall Retreat due to powers beyond my control so I’m not letting anything get in the way of this one! I can’t wait to tell you all about it!

You Had Me At Goodbye

Welp friends, I think that about covers the main part. Once I get this Retreat out of the way and that boy back on a plane next week, we’ll talk more about the upcoming joyousness of moving and getting ready for camp. Until then, remember these pearls:

“The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol.” --Pamela Anderson

Love you all! Happy Hunting!!

-Mandy-

PS – Comment = Personalized shout out from yours truly!

Hurray for...

2008-03-20T15:26:00.002-05:00

VACATION!!!!

The Nature of Blank

2008-03-13T10:03:00.009-05:00

Hello kiddos! Well, Aunt Mandy has been quite busy these past few weeks but, never fear! I shall always return!

Update:

Work is still going really, really well. The job just gets better and better everyday. I actually enjoy how busy it's been 'cause it keeps the days going by quickly. We are having quite the rampage of the stomach flu bug going on around here now though. Both my bosses caught it and so has 3 other people that work near me. I may be doomed. Boo...

My best friend Mandy and her boyfriend Michael were here last weekend and, despite some drama, had a good time, I believe. It's always so good to see her. And I'm so glad she is dating a guy that deserves her. Michael is really good to and for her and I'm so grateful. He just better stay that way. =)

So, for those of you paying attention, I had a ski trip planned for this next week but, unfortunately, had to change plans a bit. So...I'm planning on taking a vacation the week after next (my own little spring break) and it sounds like I'll be going to Branson. Yippee! More about that to come...

Last week I attended the Big Brothers Big Sisters event I mentioned in my last post. It was a blast! I signed up that night and started the interview process yesterday. As part of the process, they ask your boss to do a little survey of you. I was flattered by some of her responses so I thought I'd share:

1. How long has the applicant been employed by your company? In what capacity? Amanda has been working for me since December as my administrative assistant.

2. What would you consider to be the applicant's strengths? Eagerness. Not only is Amanda always willing to help, she accomplishes her tasks with great zeal.

3. How would you describe the applicant's personality? Outgoing and Joyous.

4. In your opinion, how well does the applicant finish projects or activities? All projects are done on time.

5. How would you describe this applicant's ability to relate to other people? Friendly. I don’t believe Amanda knows a stranger.

6. Do you anticipate any changes (promotions, transfer, layoff) in this employee's status during the next six months? No, although I anticipate she will have her semi annual review late spring, early summer.

7. Would you feel comfortable with this volunteer serving as a Big Brother or Big Sister to a child of yours, or a child close to you? Yes. Amanda appears to be very mature and responsible for her age.

8. What else would you like for us to know about this applicant? In addition to my comments above, I would add that what impresses me the most about Amanda is her desire to give back to her community. She has been involved with the youth group at her church and now that she’s “settled” in the Kansas City area, she feels more capable of making a longer-term commitment. She also shared with me that she would prefer an older child because at age 14, children who haven’t been able to find a match are moved off this program. To me, this shows a level of understanding and compassion well beyond someone her age.

She would be an asset to a program such as yours.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you need additional information or clarification.

Nicole McIntosh
Director of Investor Relations

Pretty stinkin sweet stuff, eh? Anyway so there's that. I'm really looking forward to getting started with BBBS. Hurray!

And now for the really good news: I had a meeting with Smokey and Kristy McKinney this week and was made an official Co-Director/Lead Counselor of Tallgrass '08. Wahooooo!!! I can't tell you how excited I am about that!! I just can't wait for camp! Especially now that I know it will be more under control than last year.

Let's see...other than that, not a whole lot going on. Well, that's not true. Just not a lot I'm ready to post at this moment in time. But...if you must know, there may be some changes in Mandy's life coming really soon. *wink wink*

Some shout outs before I go to those I know read from time to time:

Cara - Hi Sis!! I sure miss you and the boys. I'm hoping to plan at least one rendevous this summer but I've got quite the busy schedule. Please give the boys my love and make them give some back to you! Love you!

Raul (said like on The Mexican "RA-UL!") - Yo, homie G funk. How you been rollin, R-shizzle?

Aaron - Hope you enjoy your gifts. Take a break. Miss you, love you.

KJ - Sup? Um...yeah that's all I got. Oh, and this:

Haha, I'm just sayin... =)

Twig - Hellooo! I'm glad you're coming to the retreat! It'll be fun to hang, yo. =)

Sara - You commented once so I assume you might stop by again. If so: Hi! I hope all is well with you and Ben. Tell him hi for me. I'm excited to see you next week! Yippee! =)

Does anybody else read this??

Lub lub lub,
Mandy ><>

"Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer."

-Romans 12:12

Make New Friends...

2008-02-27T13:58:00.004-06:00

Hellooo!! Wow long time, no blog eh? Remedy that? I think so!

So here are a few things Mandy has learned in the past few weeks:

Sometimes the best thing you can do for a friend is to leave them.
People that make you really mad are probably there to teach you something.
"Church" boys are sometimes 10 times worse than "non-church" boys.
I like adventurous relationships. If it's too normal, simple or boring, count me out.
Your best friends are the ones that know who you are.

Other than that, here's a rundown of my life for the past few weeks:

CABB is rockin my face off, as usual. For awhile there, I was a little concerned by the lack of actual Bible we were getting as a group but we've recently remedied that and I couldn't be more thrilled. We spend a lot of time in the Word as a group and I believe it will only help to improve our relationships. We'll also be starting up Spring league Softball and Volleyball. I can't wait!

The youth group is also going really well these days. We finally hired a full-time youth minister that will start in June and I couldn't be more excited about him. My boys really need a good role model. We've been blessed to have a good interim for awhile now but it's nice to know that when he leaves, things won't go down hill. Prayers are being answered.

About a month ago I learned that my dear cousin (and one of my best friends) Phil is going back to Iraq in December. Boo? I think so. But not to him. He is, of course, very happy. If he had his way, he never would've left in the first place. After I found that out, I went into Operation Mandy mode and have spent the last few weeks attempting to lift the spirits of some of the guys over there. The CABB group will be putting together packages next month for the guys representing OP. Whether you agree with the war or not has nothing to do with it. I really feel like we're starting to forget that there are still men fighting over there.

I started with this CABB project for the 9 guys that we have from church over there (none of whom I know) and then made some attempts at more personal connection (Facebook, email, etc.) but have only been able to really connect with one so far. He seems to be very thankful to have a new friend back home though. He'll be coming home next month for a 20-day leave and I'm very much looking forward to meeting him.

I also found an old friend from high school that happens to be over there too and seems to be having a harder time than Phil ever did or any of the other guys I've conversed with. I think that might have to do with the fact that he's quite lacking in Faith so I'm trying to exude a lot of hope in his direction. Guess we'll see.

Please keep Chris, Matthew, Phil and all the other men and women in your prayers. Don't forget them.

Kristy McKinney and I have started talking Camp agenda and I'm starting to get those Camp jitters already. It looks like we're going to have to wait another year to get out to Tallgrass (boo) but we'll work with what we've got as we usually do. We're trying to make some much-needed counseling changes (including training and finally saying no to certain people) and I'm praying hardcore we are able to do so without much friction.

Other than that, work is still good. Busy most days but nothing I can't handle. I'm overly blessed here and am afraid they're going to realize it any day. I don't think I've mentioned this yet but I got a list the other day of all the Executive Assistants in the company (everyone who works for a President, VP, the CEO, etc.). There are 28 of us in all. I'm the youngest by 6 years. Wow? I think so.

February is almost over! Wow! On the calendar for March:

March 1: Superchick concert with Audra and some of my girls from the youth group! Also, my best friend Mandy will be here just long enough for me to take her and her boyfriend to the airport.

March 2: CABB sponsored luncheon (put on by yours truly) for the Widows and Widowers at OP.

March 6: Mandy becomes official member of KC Chapter of Big Brothers Big Sisters.

March 8: Best friend returns from DC and spends the weekend with me. Hurray!

March 15-20: Ski trip to Breckenridge!! Woot woot!

March 23: Easter and Chris home from Iraq.

March ??: Tax refund check arrives (hopefully). Hello new computer!! =)

Coming in April:
2 retreats and 4 important birthdays! Yee-haw!

Be cool my babies!
M-Shizzle ><>

"But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ."

-1 Corinthians 15:57

Crack is Whack

2008-02-19T13:32:00.007-06:00

Hoo-wee! What an enjoyable weekend Mandy had! Wanna hear about it? Too bad!

Thursday:
Ah, Valentines Day. I don't care what anyone says, I still love that holiday. In a relationship or not, V-day (like everyday) is what you make it. My evening included the Cheesecake Factory with the 'rents, some friends and my beautiful Grandmother who was visiting for a few weeks while Jimmy was in China. Afterwards, because it's illegal to see sappy movies on V-day if you're single, I went to see Jumper (*vomitting noises*) with some very good friends. Should've tried a sappy one but we had a good time.

Friday:
Yeah...not ready to post that information yet. But know I had a good day. =)

Saturday:
Hurray for Saturday! My current favorite brother came up to visit me for the day and we went to see Step Up 2 (much better movie! Ye-ah!). Happened to catch Chelsea trying to see the movie by herself so we all enjoyed it together. Afterwards, I had a babysitting gig I got roped into for the evening at the church. There were 15 kids but I actually think I was there more to babysit the youth minister and 2 high school boys that were helping out too.

After the babysitting, the 4 of us hung out for awhile trying to decide on something to do so as not to waste a perfectly good Saturday evening. When it became appparent we weren't going to agree on a course of action, the boys took it upon themselves to create their own entertainment: they decided to create a faux-date for myself and the youth minister in the youth room. They turned down the lights, made us dance a little (I know! In the church! *Gasp!*) and put on Disney music in an attempt to try and set the mood. The highlight of the evening was when one of them got the little disco ball down that hangs from the ceiling, hid behind the couch, held it above our heads and said, “Pretend like I’m not here.” It was hilarious. Finally at one point, Zach leaned over and hid the proof just well enough to convince them that we kissed. It was hilarious. They both just sat there with this look of sheer shock on their faces for a good 5 minutes.

Sunday:
More snow = Booo!
Church and Lifegroup = Soooo good!

Monday:
That's right, my weekend included Monday! Hurray for days of Presidents! I spent my day off trying to catch up on sleep (ha!), doing laundry and cleaning the house. Felt really good. Then I went into Baldwin for the Lifegroup that meets at my 'rents place 'cause I was majorly craving a Jason hug. I got a few. :) I love my brothers!!

And now it's Tuesday and I'm back to work. I started the morning with 19 emails in my Inbox as proof that my boss decided not to use his weekend for leisure. Needless to say, I had them all straightened out by lunch. I'm just sayin...

Alright, what else? How about some laughs? I like to call this part of my blog:

"The Short Bus"

Blessings and Cookie Dough dreams to you, my babies!!

--Mandy--

Happy Valentine's Day!!

2008-02-14T12:57:00.004-06:00

Current Date: February 14 + Current Temperature: 54° =

What a glorious, wonderful day!!

My Valentine's gift to you:

The 'One Semester of Spanish Love Song!!'

(Thanks LL!!)

Love you all!! *Muah!*

An Update

2008-02-12T21:38:00.006-06:00

I'm a little sickly so I'm gonna give you the main points and let you fill in the rest. Or let me know which ones you want to know more about. And....GO!

Working lots.

It's freezing all the time.

I miss Heather, Aaron, Mandy, Cara & the boys, Jason, and Jeremy.

Bowling 173.

Waiting for tax refund.

Lots of new music.

Iraq.

Jesus is crazy about me. And you.

The End.

Mmhmm.

Picture of Things

2008-02-11T12:57:00.000-06:00

Deep in the night

Far past the point of slumber

I was wrapped in a love

It was woven fine

And it pulled me under

And I, I didn't want to leave her

And I didn't want to treat her

Like the story of my life

Just like that night

Love was fading fast

Leaving me cold inside

And where is that part

That houses all my fear

And which is the road that I take from here

Where is this world, where is this world

Where is my seam to find the picture of things

Just down my road in that place

We quickly go by I found,

in a world of its own

A secret flower

And I didn't know why

But I, I didn't want to leave it

But I knew I couldn't keep it

Somewhere in this desert heart of mine

And miles away I'm out of breath

And I'm outta my mind

And where is that part

That houses all my fear

And which is the road that i take from here

And where is this world, where is this world

Where is my seam to find the picture of things

And I know that time will come

When all the words are said

And I know that time will be

When I consider my source instead of me

So pay no mind

No its just fear I guess

I'm just lonley

So i'm holding you agian

I'm just lonely

So i'm holding you again

Random Acts of Randomness

2008-02-05T13:32:00.000-06:00

Self-Esteem Boost?

If you need one, read the name of the following site and then click: http://www.amiawesome.com/

Have you voted yet today?
Who did I vote for? I'll give you a hint. One of these:
Hillary? Obama? Huckabee? Romney? Paul?

Wouldn't you like to know.

I'm currently struggling quite a bit with the fact that it's becoming more and more evident that we as Christians (myself included) are simply not reading our Bibles. At least not as much as we should. I keep hearing more and more comments made in Sunday morning class and Lifegroup like "I read in this book that..." and "So-and-so spoke on this topic and he said..." This makes me sad. The Bible is NOT obsolete folks. It never will be. Read it. Read all of it. You might just learn something.

And, just in case you're bored, let's try a....

Music Quiz!
(Thanks for letting me gank your idea, Linz!)

The following are first (or so) lines from some of my favorite songs. How many can you name (without cheating)?

The first star I see may not be a star. We can't do a thing but wait so let's wait for one more.
I dig my toes into the sand. The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket.
When shadows fall, he'll close his eyes to hear the clocks unwind. Powerless to leash the hands of time.
When I can't see you, I know you're there. When I can't feel you, I will not fear.
I feel like I would like to be somewhere else doing something that matters.
Oh you know I did it, it's over and I feel fine. Nothing you could say is gonna change my mind.
Lately I'm alright. And lately I'm not scared. I've figured out that what you do to me feels like I'm floating on air.
This old heart's been left out on my sleeve and I have paid as it's been rent into pieces.
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
I got the message long before you said you knew there was no chance of us at all.
This time, what I want is you. There is no one else, who can take your place.
They come from every state to find some dreams were meant to be declined.
Another day gone by and again I ask myself why. I question my sanity. Why I believe what I believe.
I have a ringing in my head. And no one to help me answer it. Even with you close enough to kiss.
Hey, you give me no choice. I entertain by the silence that you created by noise.
Meet Me There. In The Blue. Where Words Are Not. Feeling Remains.
Can I get your hand to write on. Just a piece of leg to bite on.
Meet me in outer space. We could spend the night; watch the earth come up.
You got to leave me now, you got to go alone. You got to chase a dream, one that's all your own before it slips away.
We write to apologize. We ask to look past life as it goes by. I know you have sacrificed time, life, love, time to fly.
It's a muggy night in Houston and all the intersections are like full service stations. I'm on my way to a familiar place.
To see you when I wake up is a gift I didn't think could be real. To know that you feel the same as I do is a 3-fold utopian dream.
I’m on fire and now I think I’m ready to bust a move. Check it out I’m rocking steady, Go!
I can't be losing sleep over this no, I can't and now I cannot stop pacing. Give me a few hours, I'll have this all sorted out. If my mind would just stop racing.
Summer time and the wind is blowing outside in lower Chelsea and I don't know what I'm doing in this city. The sun is always in my eyes.

¡Bienvenidos!

2008-01-31T14:53:00.000-06:00

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Mmhmm...

2008-01-29T09:01:00.000-06:00

Tuesday, January 29, 7:53am:
Mandy enters Waddell & Reed building 6300

Mandy: Good morning, John!

John (the morning Security Guard): Good morning, Amanda! (Mandy goes by Amanda at work.)

Mandy: This weather is a little bipolar isn't it?

John: Haha, yes it is! Hey Amanda, can I ask you a personal question?

Mandy (a little nervous): Sure.

John: You're a Christian, aren't you?

Mandy: *Shocked* Yes I am.

John: I thought so.

Mandy: *Smiles* Is that a bad thing?

John: Not at all! You're always so pleasant, even this early in the morning. Sometimes you can just tell.

Mandy: Well thank you. That's gotta be the greatest compliment of my life.

John: You have a good day, Amanda.

Mandy: You too, John.

We were talking together

I said, "what's up with this weather?"

Don't know whether or not

How sad I just got

Was of my own volition

Or if I'm just missing the sun.

And tomorrow, I know,

Will be rainy at best.

And the forecast, I know,

Is that I'll be depressed.

But I'll wait outside

Hoping that I'll catch sight of the sun.

Because on and off,

The clouds have fought

Their control over the sky

And lately the weather

Has been so Bi-polar

And Consequently so have I

And now I'm sunny with a High of 75

Since You took my heavy heart

And made it light

And its funny how you find

You enjoy your life

When you're happy to be alive

And the temperature is freezing

And then, after dark,

There's a cold front sweeping

In over my heart

And we might break up

If I don't wake up to the sun

Because on and off,
The clouds have fought
For control over the sky
And lately the weather
Has been so Bi-polar
And Consequently so have I

And now I'm sunny with a High of 75
Since You took my heavy heart
And made it light
And its funny how you find
You enjoy your life
When you're happy to be alive

A Friend...

2008-01-17T08:47:00.000-06:00

A dear, sweet little sister of mine recently posted this in a note on Facebook and I thought it was too good not to share. Enjoy!

What if we all took some time and thought of the attributes we love in each of our friends ... and put them all together? What would we get?

You are so wonderful, sweet, caring, and kind.
Sometimes you're quiet - but that's when you're listening, learning.
When you do speak again, that's when you offer your best advice.
You're always there for me and we can always find something creative and fun to do.
You're hilarious! encouraging! empathetic!
You're healthy and you motivate others to be as well - without being pushy.
You are the most helpful ... no matter what ... no matter when ... you're there.
You go the extra mile.
You are so understanding when I mess up.
You never use anything against me.
Each new day is a fresh start with you ... and I know, at the end of the day, we're completely at peace.
You seem to make friends so easily ... because you have that spark about you that attracts others to you.
You are so creative, so eloquent, so put together - but you always remain humble.
You're so dependable, always on time, never leave a task unfinished.
You don't have all of the newest gadgets/gizmos - but you're fine without them - even better without them.
You're content and joyous with your life.
Because of you, I learn something very valuable each day.
You're life is a lesson.
You know when to be serious, to be quite, to be loud, and even when to be CRAZY.
We could be miles apart, but I know our hearts are always near.
You're always honest - and each word is said in love.
You have the BEST taste in music and such a unique style.
You never procrastinate and you're not lazy.
You never make me feel bad about myself because of our differences.
You're a great friend.

So, what would you get? One perfect friend.

Of course, Jesus is the only friend we have who is "perfect" alone. Still, isn't it wonderful to know we have the ability to be a part of someone's perfect group of friends?

Let's try to broaden our attributes - and begin to be much more to those around us.

Your friend,
Shelley

Shelley my dear, you are wise beyond your years.

Beginnings...

2008-01-16T12:46:00.000-06:00

"Deepening intimacy without defining a level of commitment is plainly dangerous. It's like going mountain climbing with a partner who isn't sure that she wants the responsilbity of holding your rope. When you've climbed two thousand feet up a mountain face, you don't want to have a conversation about how she feels 'tied down' by your relationship. In the same way, many people experience deep hurt when they open themselves up emotionally and physically only to be abandoned by others who proclaim they're not ready for 'serious committment.'

Intimacy without commitment is defrauding. Intimacy without friendship is superficial. A relationship based only on physical attraction and romantic feelings will last only as long as the feelings last.

We're told that love is primarily a feeling. At first glance this seems innocent enough - we often feel love, and this isn't necessarily wrong. But when we make feelings the litmus test of love, we place ourselves at the center of importance. By themselves, our feelings don't do others one bit of good. If a man 'feels' love for the poor but never gives money to help them or never shows kindness to them, what are his feelings worth? They may benefit him, but if his actions don't communicate his love, his feelings mean nothing.

By inflating the importance of feelings, we neglect the importance of putting love into action. When we evaluate the quality of our love for someone else simply by our own emotional fulfillment, we practice selfishness."

--Joshua Harris--

"I Kissed Dating Goodbye"